Beau7890

A chicken walks into a bar holding a violin case. He’s wearing a chrysanthemum in his lapel. He sits down at the mahogany bar, which has a brass rail to support your feet.

Bottles are arrayed in front of a giant gilded mirror, over which hangs a full-length portrait of a reclining nude ln a meadow.

The chicken orders a Bombay Martini straight up, olives on the side. The bartender, sitting in a wheelchair, continues polishing a glass. A prostitute sits down next to the chicken. She's young, willowy, has a far away look in her eyes. Her name is Meredith.

The chicken goes into the men's room and enters one of the stalls.

Written on the wall are the words, “Avoid the detour sign at the Kingston bypass.” Below that, “If only you hadn’t used all the toilet paper I would have been able to return to my table.” And last: “I feel safer here than in my own bed.”

--Joe Frank

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german-shepard3 days, 20 hours ago

Santa will be somewhat delayed as he has some important business to do on Christmas Eve. Deliver that bill! Here comes Santa!

All the best for your holiday spirits and have a good slide into the new year.

GS
BlogDesign1 week, 5 days ago

Definitely an interesting profile!
Progressive2 weeks ago

You wouldn't wanna have a bypass in Kingston.
aryanrocksworld2 weeks, 2 days ago

i need the contact lenses of same color hehe
tamada-tamada1 month ago

You look tired, It's a lot of beautiful things
jovial1 month, 4 weeks ago

You look tired, i think you need a rest. LOL!
ilikecooldesign2 months, 3 weeks ago

added u as a friend
haribelli3 months ago

accept my request
ericemery3 months ago

Very impressive
meritsbirthday3 months, 1 week ago

Very Nice Profile. Nice to meet you.
WebmasterUK3 months, 1 week ago

quite nice article really very useful informaton you have share.

Thanks for sharing
mpchekuri3 months, 1 week ago

You have good expertise in writing
Kingflow203 months, 1 week ago

It's a lot of beautiful things u are doing down ye,love ur ego,friend.
Progressive4 months, 2 weeks ago

I can give you some post-war German soup recipes...
amanraj4 months, 3 weeks ago

added u as a friend impressive stats
LucyDean4 months, 3 weeks ago

Hi I have recently joined propeller and just came across your profile.... Excellent work......
Kaybee1235 months ago

Hey congrats on your user level here! That's impressive
fotonn5 months ago

Probably 1st seen my profile, where comments, no spam:)
saschausa5 months, 1 week ago

Wow you have propped a lot of stuff do you use software or do you do this manually?
auralvampire5 months, 1 week ago

Hey I like your profile and have enjoyed some of your articles. Cheers!
ramadany-wibowo5 months, 2 weeks ago

"""hi bro....nice to meet u...:)"""
tips-paid-review5 months, 2 weeks ago

hi friend nice profil
grbarker5 months, 3 weeks ago

Love the story of Untold Truths About the American Revolution
mydaccount6 months ago

Second in propeller!
CRYMTYPHON6 months, 1 week ago

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICES THAT YOUR EYE KEEPS CHANGING COLOR?

STOP IT!
actualy that is pretty cool now I wish I had an eye-con.
Are those contacts?