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Obama Vows Xmas Gift Sanctions If Iran Keeps Nukes »
Posted by: capnews 1 month ago in Humor
If Obama's holiday sanctions come to fruition, Ahmadinejad has vowed to block U.N. inspectors from trick-or-treating within Iranian borders this Halloween.
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School Officials Protest iPod Nano Knife »
Posted by: capnews 1 month, 1 week ago in Humor
Apple is downplaying the concerns, saying that the blade is just one of numerous new features, including a video camera, a voice recorder and a ...
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Slots Still Open For Al Qaeda Summer Camp »
Posted by: capnews 3 months ago in Humor
With 14 locations around the country, the AQSC program is the perfect opportunity for kids ages 10-17 to add some zing to summer before it ...
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Goldman Sachs Engaging In Unregulated Baby Trading »
Posted by: capnews 3 months, 2 weeks ago in Humor
Company officials declined to be interviewed for this story, but one executive said off the record they are investing in baby futures, not actual babies.
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Sotomayor Stumbles In Trivia Portion Of Confirmation »
Posted by: capnews 3 months, 2 weeks ago in Humor
Panel members hoping to see Sotomayor breeze through her confirmation now worry Obama may have to dig out his Hispanic rolodex and find another nominee.
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Cheney Demands Release Of His Old Stack Of Playboys »
Posted by: capnews 5 months ago in Humor
A CIA spokesman confirmed that a review of the request is underway, but said an executive order governing Bush-era documents may stand in the way.
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First White House Bake Sale A Resounding Success »
Posted by: capnews 6 months ago in Humor
Many are applauding Obama's unique ideas to try to fix the economy, but critics charge that his famous grassroots mentality is misplaced in Washington.
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Chrysler Accidentally Files For Chapter 17 »
Posted by: capnews 6 months, 1 week ago in Humor
An exasperated President Obama said he will make an example of the troubled automaker by forcing the company to follow through with its mistaken filing.
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New Strain Of Whine Flu Deemed "Unstoppable" »
Posted by: capnews 6 months, 1 week ago in Humor
CDC officials have likened this whine flu epidemic to the Cooties outbreak of 2006, during which over 100 children across eight states were infected.
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Obama To Distribute Free Ponchos To All »
Posted by: capnews 6 months, 3 weeks ago in Humor
While the newly-dubbed Domestic Poncho Program was not part of Obama's original outline, many say it does slip seemlessly into each of the five ...
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Scientists Isolate 'Telephone Interrupt' Gene In Kids »
Posted by: capnews 6 months, 3 weeks ago in Humor
Researchers say the findings explain why otherwise polite children suddenly exhibit rude behavior whenever a parent or guardian talks on the telephone.
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Douchebags Finalize 2009 Dress Code »
Posted by: capnews 6 months, 4 weeks ago in Humor
The American Council of Douchebags dress code includes saggy cargo shorts, flip-up sunglasses, Crocs or Tevas, and of course, backwards baseball caps.
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Pentagon Misplaces Dick Cheney »
Posted by: capnews 7 months ago in Humor
The blame game has already begun, with both the CIA and NSA pointing fingers at each other, and others hinting that an intern may have ...
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Bush To Publish Memoir As Pop-Up Book »
Posted by: capnews 7 months, 1 week ago in Humor
The book will cover many key decisions made during the president's two terms, from sending troops to Iraq to vowing never to ride a ...
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Obama Plans To Boost Probability Of Abba Reunion »
Posted by: capnews 7 months, 1 week ago in Humor
The move is just the latest in a series of failed reunion attempts made by U.S. presidents dating back to Ronald Reagan's second ...
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