Hi. I was borned in Tennessee but I now live in Ocala Florida, the most bee-you-tee-full place in the world. I'm here to explain how and why we Christian Conservatives reinvented Jesus. We did this because, in the 70s, we realized our politics were in opposition to the teachins of Jesus. Our politics is about helpin the rich, denyin health care to kids and middle class, protectin polluters and pollution, bankruptin the nation, and puttin the hate on poeple (Liburals) who care bout humanity. When we re-made Jesus, we made him into a AK-47 wieldin, vengeful, unforgivin lib punisher. Like if you are a presdient and you get a BJ, then you are going strait to h ell. No question about that. What I likes most about modern politics is that since we made Jesus into a right wing politician, the liberals dont have a Jesus anymore. CAuse we dont no longer recognize THEIR Jesus. And so now we can make fun of them for not believing in our Republican Jesus. . We got a phrase for that here in the south, we calls it- "Cuttin em off at the knees, and then laughin at em for bein short." ,, Heh heh heh. BTW, as a Southern Baptist, I should tell you that only Southern Baptists are going to heavan. And when Goerge Bush bankrups this nation, weare gonna take over. Consider it our 'Faith Based Initiative". And when we take over, we'll make laws forcin children to learn the Bible an hour a day in public schools. And it will be a Southern Baptist curiculum, you can count on that. Cause Southern Baptists have a keen inssight into whut's moral and whut aint. Judge Roy Moore for Presdient!!
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Voted for on May 16, 2008 12:53pm
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Politics – John McCain versus Barack Obama. It's odd, in a sense, that we've come to this. Not since 1940...has a candidate so uncredentialed (Obama) topped a national ticket.
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Voted for on May 15, 2008 08:11pm
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Science – For a decade now, attorneys and even some forensic experts have ridiculed the use of bite marks to identify criminals as sham science and glorified guesswork.
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Voted for on May 15, 2008 06:00pm
Men – Excellent commentary on equal parenting rights after a divorce and the family structure. Do you support his views? I know I do.
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Voted for on May 15, 2008 06:00pm
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Popular Videos – The best way to learn about Stick-It-In-Burger is to Stick-it-in-Yourself! Just ask Osaka, Japan!
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