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This story has mostly positive ratings. 36 votes / 1 sink

Its the Recession, Didiot: Run Barefoot

Sports – Earthlings, we see your obsession with shoes. All kinds of shoes. We viewed your reruns of the TV show Sex and the City. The main character, Carrie, is obsessed about buying shoes. She would rather buy a new pair of shoes than eat.

Submitted and Voted for on May 29, 2008 03:15pm

This story has mostly positive ratings. 21 votes / No sinks

Zork's Top 10 Green Date Tips (Part 2)

Humor – Due to incredible popular demand we bring you more "sustainable" dating tips for humans. Earthling, humans spend much time, effort and money on trying to find the right mate to mate. This incredible amount of energy can be controlled in an energy efficient way.

Submitted and Voted for on May 23, 2008 07:29pm

This story has mostly positive ratings. 20 votes / No sinks

Zork Green Tip 11 - Recycling Instructions for Earthlings

Do No Evil – Dear Earthling, I hope you are already recycling. We are amazed how many humans think this planet is a garbage can. We see trash everywhere. If you are not recycling, we are here to teach you.

Submitted and Voted for on May 20, 2008 03:30pm

This story has mostly positive ratings. 5 votes / No sinks

The Secret to Pleasing a Woman in Bed

Love & Personals – love advice, tips Free confessions

Submitted and Voted for on May 17, 2008 02:07pm

This story has mostly positive ratings. 11 votes / No sinks

The War on Sex

Politics – We spend billions of dollars on war in the Middle East, but we don't have the resources to stop, punish, and enforce sex trafficking and sex trade right here in United States of America.

Submitted and Voted for on May 15, 2008 12:59pm

This story has mostly positive ratings. 17 votes / No sinks

Zork Green Tip 9 - Wind Blows, Didiots

Do No Evil – 5 cool reasons to use wind power

Submitted and Voted for on May 13, 2008 04:48pm

This story has mostly positive ratings. 19 votes / No sinks

Recession Tip 72 - Save Money, Stop Using Shampoo

Money – Dare to lose your shampoo and save money, be healthy, be green. Here's how.

Submitted and Voted for on May 05, 2008 11:56pm

This story has mostly positive ratings. 39 votes / No sinks

Zork Planet:: The Intergalactic VIP Lounge

Do No Evil – Social site for Green-Minded Humans. Green, fun and non-granola.

Submitted and Voted for on May 05, 2008 05:23pm

This story has mostly positive ratings. 7 votes / 1 sink

Bush finds the Magic Wand (Cartoon)

Politics – We have to give George W. a break. This is his last year and he's trying hard to save his legacy. This isn't an easy task with price of gas at $3.62 per gallon and rising.

Submitted and Voted for on May 05, 2008 12:47am

This story has mostly positive ratings. 15 votes / 1 sink

How Do I Know if My Husband is Bi?

Love & Personals – My husband likes watching the TV show, "Torchwood" all the time because of all of the guys kissing and having sex. Do you think this means he's bi-curious?

Submitted and Voted for on May 01, 2008 01:21am

This story has mostly positive ratings. 15 votes / No sinks

Rock'em, Sock'em Hillary and Obama - Part 4

Politics – The problem with this campaign is that race and gender are the key decision factors. Obama has allowed Hillary to stay in the race by...

Submitted and Voted for on April 29, 2008 09:58pm

This story has mostly positive ratings. 7 votes / No sinks

Recession Tip 68 - Windows Found to Slow Productivity

Money – Don't let a PC slow you down and waste you precious time. Use a Mac.

Submitted and Voted for on April 21, 2008 03:49pm

This story has mostly positive ratings. 5 votes / No sinks

Is 20 Yrs Too Much Spread in Dating?

Love & Personals – He said, she said dating advice.

Submitted and Voted for on April 20, 2008 12:33pm

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But what about Vladimir Putin's new GF? He's 30 years older.

This story has mostly positive ratings. 7 votes / No sinks

Rock'em Sock'em Robots: Hillary and Obama

Politics – When you look at their faces over the last six months, you see two worn out, battered, warriors trying to throw in their last punches before the last bell rings.

Submitted and Voted for on April 18, 2008 02:02pm

This story has mostly positive ratings. 7 votes / No sinks

Can't get an erection

Health & Fitness – He said, she said relationship advice. I am only 22. I tried to have sex with my girlfriend but could not get hard. Instead, I get a sharp pain in my

Submitted and Voted for on April 13, 2008 01:23am

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