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Ducks in heaven

Humor – Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.

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Submitted and Voted for on July 13, 2008 04:19am

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given up drinking

Humor – Santa walks into a bar in Ludhiana and asks for three beers. The bartender puts them up and then watches Santa go through a peculiar ritual. "Happy Birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday" Each time he says the word he drinks the beer. Then he pays and walks out.

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Submitted and Voted for on July 11, 2008 10:12am

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Hearing Problemm

Humor – A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife can`t hear him. "How bad is it?" the doctor asks. "I have no idea", says the husband.

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Submitted and Voted for on July 06, 2008 02:28pm

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fifty dollars is Fifty Dollars

Humor – Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year and every year Morris would say,"Esther I'd like to ride that helicopter". Esther would replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars and fifty dollars is fifty dollars".

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Submitted and Voted for on July 02, 2008 10:29am

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An Egg!!!!

Humor – Once a hen belonging to Pakistani living on border laid an egg in Indian region. The Indian quickly came and took it up. Pakistani came and claimed it. Indian said it was in his region so it belonged to him.

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Submitted and Voted for on July 01, 2008 11:27am

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Constipations

Humor – Banta, a construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I`m constipated." The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, "Lean over the table."

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Submitted and Voted for on June 27, 2008 03:03am

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Missing Donkey2

Humor – Having lost his donkey, Santa got down to his knees and started thanking God.

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Submitted and Voted for on May 28, 2008 04:18am

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Missing Donkey

Humor – Having lost his donkey, Santa got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?"

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Submitted and Voted for on May 28, 2008 04:12am

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Dead or Alive.3

Humor – Banta and Santa were working on a roof, when Banta slipped and fell to the ground. Santa leaned over and called out: "Are you dead or alive, Banta?"

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Submitted and Voted for on May 14, 2008 10:03am

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Dead or Alive.2

Humor – Banta and Santa were working on a roof, when Banta slipped and fell to the ground. Santa leaned over and called out: "Are you dead or alive, Banta?" "Alive," moaned Banta.

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Submitted and Voted for on May 14, 2008 09:59am

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Dead or Alive.

Humor – Banta and Santa were working on a roof, when Banta slipped and fell to the ground. Santa leaned over and called out: "Are you dead or alive, Banta?"

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Submitted and Voted for on May 14, 2008 09:57am

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Grandma was nearly ninety

Humor – Grandma was nearly ninety years of age when she won 1,000,000 pounds on the football pools. Her family were extremely worried about her heart and feared that news of her large win would come as too much of a shock for her.

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Submitted and Voted for on May 12, 2008 10:09am

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Grandma was nearly ninety years of age when she won...3

Humor – Grandma was nearly ninety years of age when she won 1,000,000 pounds on the football pools. Her family were extremely worried about her heart and feared that news of her large win would come as too much of a shock for her. 'Think we had better call in the doctor to tell her the news,' suggested the eldest son.

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Submitted and Voted for on May 12, 2008 10:05am

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Grandma was nearly ninety years of age when she won...2

Humor – Grandma was nearly ninety years of age when she won 1,000,000 pounds on the football pools. Her family were extremely worried about her heart and feared that news of her large win would come as too much of a shock for her.

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Submitted and Voted for on May 12, 2008 10:01am

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Grandma was nearly ninety years of age when she won...

Humor – Grandma was nearly ninety years of age when she won 1,000,000 pounds on the football pools. Her family were extremely worried about her heart and feared that news of her large win would come as too much of a shock for her. 'Think we had better call in the doctor to tell her the news,' suggested the eldest son.

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Submitted and Voted for on May 12, 2008 10:00am