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Nation Ready To Be Lied To About Economy Again »
Posted by: 17 minutes ago in Humor
"I thought I wanted a new era of transparency and accountability, but honestly, I just can't handle it," Ohio resident Nathan Pletcher said. "All ...
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Department Of Homeland Security Issues Terrorist ID Cards »
Posted by: 22 hours, 39 minutes ago in Humor
"All potential terrorists must have the terrorist I.D. card in order to be barred from boarding an airplane," said Homeland Security secretary Janet Napolitano ...
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DOT Approves A-Hole Lane For Nation's Freeways »
Posted by: 2 days, 1 hour ago in Humor
“Finally we will have a place on the road where we won’t be harassed by the respectful drivers who avoid us in smug silence ...
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Top U.S. Universities Launch Spin Doctorate Programs »
Posted by: 2 days, 20 hours ago in Humor
Competition for acceptance into these elite new Ivy League Sp.D. programs is expected to be fierce. Ironically, traditionally coveted law, medical, and business school ...
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AL QAEDA TO WAGE UNDERPANT-BASED WAR, SAY EXPERTS »
Posted by: 4 days, 23 hours ago in Humor
The US and UK governments are now drafting emergency legislation that will allow police to stop people like you in the street and demand the ...
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Lawsuit: "New Year's Rockin' Eve" Not Actually Rockin' »
Posted by: 6 days ago in Humor
Critics have generally conceded that the special has been less rockin' since Clark's 2004 stroke and the 2005 addition of co-host Ryan Seacrest, who ...
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Cretinous Reprobate Home For The Holidays »
Posted by: 1 week, 5 days ago in Humor
MONTPELIER, VT—Mark Wilens, a 41-year-old cretinous reprobate who relocated to California six years ago, is back home in Vermont for the holidays, it was ...
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Boy Suspended For Drawing Jesus Shooting Santa With Gun »
Posted by: 1 week, 5 days ago in Humor
The boy's father, who asked not to be named to protect his son's identity, claims his son was sent home and forced to ...
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Uncle Jay Explains: Singing Year In Review, 2009 »
Posted by: 1 week, 6 days ago in Humor
It's Uncle Jay's famous Singing Year in Review! Last year's went viral (in a GOOD way,not like H1N1). Re-live the year ...
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Screw Everyone But Me to Replace In God We Trust on Dollar Bill »
Posted by: 2 weeks ago in Humor
In a move endorsing the new motto, the Department of Homeland Security announced that anyone opposed to the change would be listed as a “potential ...
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New Solar System Discovered Four Feet From Earth »
Posted by: 2 weeks, 3 days ago in Humor
PALO ALTO, CA - Astronomers were quick to put the discovery into perspective. "Often it is difficult for the layman to comprehend the numbers involved when ...
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Study: Receiving WAY Better Than Giving »
Posted by: 2 weeks, 3 days ago in Humor
"The hypothesis that being a nice person is good for you is erroneous. Our research proves this without equivocation," remarked Dr. Vincent Burr, the project ...
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FEMINISM CAUSES GLOBAL WARMING, SAY EXPERT »
Posted by: 2 weeks, 4 days ago in Humor
Chippy feminist Nikki Hollis criticized the report, saying: "We can only achieve true equality when we can stand shoulder-to-shoulder with men, look at the cataclysmic ...
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Santa Injured In Mysterious North Pole Sleigh Accident »
Posted by: 2 weeks, 5 days ago in Humor
Santa Claus is reportedly recovering from injuries and lacerations incurred around 2:30 a.m. Saturday when he flew his sleigh into the famous North ...
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Industrial Revolution Provides Millions Of Out-Of-Work Children With Jobs »
Posted by: 2 weeks, 6 days ago in Humor
"Before the turn of the 19th century, frail boys and girls had no choice but to sit at home all day, playing with their younger ...
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