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Uncle Jay Explains The News: April 27th, 2009 »
Posted by: 8 months ago in Humor
DON'T PANIC! The fundamentals are sound!! We're handling it! They said that about the economy, now it's about the flu. Uncle Jay ...
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Rare Species Of Frog May Hold Cure To... Ah, Never Mind, It's Extinct »
Posted by: 8 months ago in Humor
MANASSAS, VA—According to a study published Monday in The Journal Of Experimental Biology, a rare species of tree frog found only in a small ...
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Mr. Pretty-Boy Farmer Still Has All His Fingers »
Posted by: 8 months, 1 week ago in Humor
PARKERSBURG, IA—Forty-eight-year-old local farmer Eli Ridley is a real pretty-boy looker who still has all 10 of his digits, sources reported Monday. "I bet ...
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Mre American Workers Outsourcing Own Jobs Overseas »
Posted by: 8 months, 1 week ago in Humor
A new Department of Labor report finds personal outsourcing is revolutionizing how Americans don’t do their own work.
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Irish Americans argue DUI laws culturally biased »
Posted by: 8 months, 1 week ago in Humor
During a press announcement in Washington, Irish lobbyist Michael Callahan said, "Being drunk is the way of our people. Drinking is the most important part ...
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The Hyundai Assurance »
Posted by: 8 months, 1 week ago in Humor
Hyundai offers their new "Hyundai Assurance" program, a truly revolutionary concept. If you buy a new Hyundai and lose your income in the next year ...
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Uncle Jay Explains The News, April 20th, 2009 »
Posted by: 8 months, 1 week ago in Humor
Sing along with Susan Boyle as Uncle Jay explains pirated ships, pirated movie files and the dug-up treasures from 21st-century Tea Parties! The News's ...
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Somali Pirates Escape Disguised As Long John Silvers Workers »
Posted by: 8 months, 2 weeks ago in Humor
SOMALIA - The pirates deceived their guards by generously giving them counterfeit coupons for several buy-one-get-one-free combo platters.
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Treasury Department Issues Emergency Recall Of All US Dollars »
Posted by: 8 months, 2 weeks ago in Humor
ONN - Treasury Officials say the dye used in printed money is extremely toxic and urge Americans to send all their cash to Washington immediately.
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Cost Of Living Now Outweighs Benefits »
Posted by: 8 months, 2 weeks ago in Humor
WASHINGTON, DC - "The average citizen's lousy, smelly, uncomfortable daily-transportation costs rose 2.1 percent in January," Derek Capeletti of Wells Fargo Capital Management said ...
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Report: Iran Less Than 10 Years Away From 2016 »
Posted by: 8 months, 2 weeks ago in Humor
WASHINGTON, DC—According to an alarming new Department of Defense report combining civilian, military, and calendric evidence, Iran may be as few as nine years ...
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Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs »
Posted by: 8 months, 2 weeks ago in Humor
Prison analysts warn rising inflation could devalue everything from lavender scented toilet tissue to shivs.
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Uncle Jay Explains The News, April 13th, 2009 »
Posted by: 8 months, 2 weeks ago in Humor
Socialism! You're wrong if you think this word has anything to do with Facebook. Uncle Jay explains what socialism is, why it's been ...
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New York Mafia Lowers Lending Rate To 200% »
Posted by: 8 months, 3 weeks ago in Humor
NEW YORK - The program will "strongly encourage" business owners to make more timely payments with a lower interest rate of 200% in exchange for one ...
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Hot New Viedo Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People Point-Blank In The Face »
Posted by: 8 months, 3 weeks ago in Humor
THE ONION NEWS NETWORK - Experts say 'Close Range' sets a new standard for first-person shooter games with its vivid graphics and endless stream of exploding ...
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