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Tiny Dog Has Been Barking Nonstop For 6 Years

ind06 — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:04:25 EDT

THE ONION NEWS NETWORK - Pausing only to eat, the West Highland white terrier yips and yelps 24 hours a day, according to neighbors.

Channel: Popular Videos Tags: SATIRE She Even Barks In Her Sleep

In The Beginning - Vancouver Film School

ind06 — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 00:31:58 EDT

How exactly DID life on Earth begin? Wonder no more!

Car-Wash Employee Tragically Simonized

ind06 — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 22:36:50 EDT

THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - Speedee Kleen Car Wash buffing specialist Jeffrey Mullhern is listed in extremely shiny condition at a local hospital after a near-fatal waxing.

Channel: Humor Tags: SATIRE Giving New Meaning To Wax Your Tail

McCain Issues Top 10 Funniest Ways to Kill Iranians

ind06 — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 22:39:30 EDT

Citing what he called the "overwhelmingly positive response to my jokes about killing Iranians," presumptive G.O.P. presidential nominee John McCain issued today a list of his favorite humorous remarks on the subject.

Channel: Humor Tags: SATIRE Mess With Brakes On Magic Carpet Is My Favorite

'No Values Voters' Look To Support Most Evil Candidate

ind06 — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 22:08:36 EDT

THE ONION NEWS NETWORK - Both candidates are stepping up their efforts to attract crucial 'no values voters' by abusing animals and murdering the elderly.

Channel: Popular Videos Tags: SATIRE And By Posting Satire

McCain Proposes Tax Holiday For Beer Heiresses

ind06 — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:13:39 EDT

Sen. McCain argued that his plan could lead to a revival for the U.S. economy, "The key to this country's economic well-being has been and will always be those Americans with vast inherited brewery wealth."

Channel: Humor Tags: SATIRE Or At Least A Liking For Beer

Scientists Warn Miley Cyrus Depleted By 2013

ind06 — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 22:04:53 EDT

THE ONION NEWS NETWORK - Unless Americans turn to alternative sources of entertainment, the 'Hannah Montana' star will soon be completely tapped out.

Channel: Popular Videos Tags: SATIRE She Aint No Bottomless Pit

Mars Lander Finds Ice; Mixed Drinks Coming Soon

ind06 — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 00:06:51 EDT

"Finding ice in space is critical to our mission," said NASA spokesman Marv Mawrshn."You can't have serious long term human habitation of a planet without booze."

Channel: Humor Tags: SATIRE Now We Just Need To Find Rye

Working with idiots can kill you!

BronxBomber — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 13:50:35 EDT

This is a serious study of the moron in the office cubicle next to yours.

Channel: Humor Tags: Oh No a new plague amongst us.

Leave Bacon Out Of It, Health Experts Warned

ind06 — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 00:21:52 EDT

Health experts were told last night to 'stop right there if you know what's good for you' after advising consumers to give up bacon.

Channel: Humor Tags: SATIRE Or Perhaps They Were Told Something Less Polite

Today Now: How To Pretend You Care About The Election

ind06 — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 22:18:24 EDT

THE ONION'S MORNING SHOW: Our political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about politics when you really could not care less.

A Town. A Lawn. A Bush Shaped Like A Male Body Part?

lenseview — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 18:51:06 EDT

Amusing, odd. Just a neatly trimmed bush on a nice lawn in a nice conservative neighborhood. And yet....doesn't it look a little like something else, something (maybe) it shouldn't be? (Actually I know the town and this thing caused quite a stir, like the "owners" never knew what hit them.) [Not for everybody.] Pic & caption.

Channel: Humor Tags: funny picture funny photo satire sex neighbors