jonstanlambam

What's this Van Damme DOJO blog? Cultural commentary from a man who's forming a cult of Sexiness. All in the name of Jean-Claude Van Damme. The mission? To eliminate Unsexiness one fat ass at a time. And to increase Sexiness one tight ass at a time. And to do both one multimedia post at a time. But the blog is meant for everyone to enjoy, including fat-asses and tight-asses. Even dumb-asses, if they can read.

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Vodka Jungle Juice Recipe »

• "If in doubt, just follow the jungle juice recipe." I've adopted the jungle juice recipe as a recipe for life. Whenever I'm unsure--like when attempting ...

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In Fargo, alcohol sales rose along with Red River »

• Made me chuckle (not laugh; there's a difference) that beer is said to "fuel" sandbagging and vodka "eases aches." So North Dakotans, during the flooding, ...

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Golden Globes » Tina Fey to bloggers: You can suck it! »

• Funny that people are writing comments about Fey's success being solely owed to her Palin impersonation, one accusing her of being a "cover comedienne."
  

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Coming Soon: The Hulufication of YouTube? »

• Will they be dropping the You from the name?! Is tube.com already taken? Har-har. But seriously. Many people are seeing this as a signal that ...

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YouTube - Doug Benson Apologizes to Canada - I Accept it »

• Very weird to see Doug Benson--someone who's talking head I've only seen delivering punchlines on VH1's Best Week Ever--acting so seriously. Even given his apologetic ...

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