kingsam

Here's my bio. I am super interesting so you should totally be my friend. If you don't think I am interesting, you should still be my friend because I secretly derive my self-worth from the number of people I am socailly networked with. Since I am new to this site, I have zero friends, which obviously means I am worthless. I think I should probably just die since no one here cares about me. Please save me...Okay seriously, a little about me. I like plagiarism and music. I like sincerity, I lack sincerity. I like sarcasm and beer. I don't like the dent in my car because it is ugly. I like sleeping in my underwear. I probably like you but there is a chance I might hate you. I like my laptop because i can type on my couch and I think that is comfortable. I think you should read what I have to say because it is the only opinion that matters. Which reminds me...nevermind