newamba

Hi. I'm Newamba and I'm a freak of nature. That's what happens when you're raised on a chicken farm by a suicidal cult of transvestite prosititutes. It took me years of smoking crack and punching random people in the stomach to get over the nightmares. Now I live behind a dumpster and wear a purple tutu. I joined this site because there is a man dressed in a chicken suit holding a gun to my head and threatening to shoot me in the testicles (or even worse, force me to listen to Justin Timberlake CDs) if I don't. So hello. And please don't call me Herbert because that is NOT my name. Thank you.

my website

http://everypoet.net/poetry/blogs/neocon_shakes_fear

Hobbies / Interests

Biting people. Watching Oprah. Vomiting. Writing poetry.

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  newamba props article Carrie Prejean to Larry King: 'You're Being Extremely Inappropriate and I'm About to Leave Your Show' -- Politics Daily
• Nov 12
  newamba submits article HOMOSEXUAL TEENAGE VAMPIRE ATTACK
• Nov 05
  newamba props article What Your Taste in Beer Says About You

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