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Jessica Simpson is officially ugly--with scary pics »

Posted by: Celebslam 3 years, 2 months ago
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What the hell happened to Jessica Simpson? In only a few months, she's gone from "ditzy blonde I'd probably bang if I had few six-packs in me" to "celebrity most likely to be found on Hollywood Blvd at 3am wearing fishnet stockings."

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  • Avg rating: (+1/-2 -1)DuduFischer
    DuduFischer
    Oct. 2, 2006, 11:14 p.m.

    a "ditzy blonde I'd probably bang if I had a few six-packs in me?" ...c'mon, dude. I wager that--in the real world--you'd cut your big toe off with a soup spoon for the chance to exchange bodily fluids with Jessica freaking Simpson.

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