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Bush Chooses Halliburton Subsidiary to Build North Korea's First Light-Water Reactor »

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A jubilant U.S. State Department announced today that the Halliburton subsidiary of Buhn & Dogale, a small ceramic figurine manufacturing firm located in the Cayman Islands, has been granted a coveted $3.2 billion no-bid contract to construct and test North Korea's first light-water nuclear reactor. (Satire)

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silvera
Oct. 10, 2006, 5:14 p.m.
When satire comes this close to being real it's pretty scary. Good work, you almost had me.
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mrkchgo
Oct. 11, 2006, 8:48 a.m.
Rumsfeld, while he was on the board of ABB, helped North Korea get nuclear technology. I wish that were satire but it's not.