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Posted by: mozzer 3 years ago

Think the film Happyfeet was simply about cutesy dancing penguins? Think again. Here's an amateur film review worthy of the Netscape's political crowd.

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South TX native renowned for typos and grammatical errors the world over. I'm also married (sorry, ladies!) with kids (sorry, orphans!).

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  • Avg rating: (+5/-0 5)mozzer
    mozzer
    Nov. 19, 2006, 9:24 p.m.

    btw, I saw the film. Great family entertainment, except for the environmental message that killed all the fun.

    With that in mind I can only recommend that you see it on DVD.

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  • Avg rating: (+11/-2 9)1basque1
    1basque1
    Nov. 19, 2006, 10:09 p.m.

    Reviews of movies are in the eyes of the beholder. Robin Williams, I think is in the movie.WTF,It can't be to bad.Thanks for the heads up,on your personal opinion!

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  • Avg rating: (+0/-1 -1)tehranchik
    tehranchik
    Nov. 19, 2006, 10:24 p.m.

    Sounds like my kind of movie!

    • Avg rating: (+1/-0 1)STONERS
      STONERS
      Nov. 19, 2006, 10:59 p.m.

      Thanks for the heads up mozzer..:}:}

      • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)Taganan
        Taganan
        Nov. 19, 2006, 11:49 p.m.

        Indoctrinate, propagandize and inculcate the Leftist agenda in every way possible.

        What else do you expect from Hollywood?

        • Avg rating: (+2/-0 2)CommonSense50
          CommonSense50
          Nov. 20, 2006, midnight

          What does this author think fairy tales and stories are for? To get a point across. Classic "fairy tales" or Mother Goose stories do the same thing. The whole concept of "Beauty and the Beast", "Cinderella", and "Snow White" were created to alieviate brides apprehension at being married off to a stranger. These types of stories are meant to get a point across-propoganda by story telling started LONG before Hollywood.

          • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)koranagirl
            koranagirl
            Nov. 20, 2006, 12:03 a.m.

            Lousy amerature review. Not worthy of comment. But since Happy Feet is a HUGE grossing movie, I'll add to that. Any messages are subtle and funny. The music is phenomenal, from the signing to the animated movements of the penguins. And the penguins are very, very funny. I took 4 kids ranging from 10 to 17 and they all LOVED it, even tho 2 have more conservative leanings than myself, the alleged "messages" they never found to be offensive. My advice, take your kids, enjoy the movie 99% is pure, excellent, very professional entertainment. A on the plot, the music, the animation, etc. It's nice that an adult can review a kid movie, but in my experience as a mom, most adults, like this one, completely bomb out on what kids like. If you don't like the movie, then just send your kids. It's rare to get a good G rated, very entertaining move. In fact I really like the message about the fact that humans CAN and DO care about animals.

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          • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)koranagirl
            koranagirl
            Nov. 20, 2006, 12:07 a.m.

            Sorry, but after seeing the movie, I think this guy reviewer maybe loves to hunt and kill squirrels in the backyard because they eat out of garbage cans, pigeons on city streets because they leave poop for him to step in, and he probably never cried in the movie theatre when Bambi's mom died, thinking that she made a good venison stew that night for some lucky old guy. This article I found shallow and very misleading. The thing about "wrong values" is a completely inappropriate analysis. How I interpreted this passage was just a bunch of grumpy old people that we all know that want the kids off their lawn, dogs shouldn't walk there, and the world is too noisy with too many fangled devices. I saw nothing more from this movie. My advise is to skip this review and leave movie reviews to the professionals and most times when a movie is high grossing, the public has loudly spoken.

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          • Avg rating: (+1/-0 1)deathray
            deathray
            Nov. 20, 2006, 9:10 a.m.

            well, borat fellating a penguin is not something i'd want to promote as an image...

            you must have an IQ of about 155...

            • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)deathray
              deathray
              Nov. 20, 2006, 9:12 a.m.

              well, borat fellating a penguin is not something i'd want to promote as an image...

              you must have an IQ of about 155...;)

              sorry about the double post...skippy wants to post today too 8-P

              • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)mozzer
                mozzer
                Nov. 20, 2006, 10:01 a.m.

                I posted this review because I was amused by the author's overanalysis. I can see his point on a lot the issues brought up, but don't necessarily agree with all of it.

                I personally had a problem with a plot twist midway in the film, and that derailed the fun for ME. I wouldn't mind a subtle message about animal conservation, but they shoehorned a subplot that changed the tone of the film. I felt the STORY and FUN suffered because of this plot twist.

                ZG, the animation is top notch, the singing and dancing is great. YOU KIDS WILL LOVE IT!

                Upon further reflection, go see happyfeet.

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              • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)koranagirl
                koranagirl
                Nov. 20, 2006, 11:38 a.m.

                My advice, see BOTH SC3 and Happy Feet. The six kids I have take so far loved them both, even the older ones.

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              • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)ETproductions
                ETproductions
                Nov. 20, 2006, 9:46 a.m.

                So we are to conclude that we should just burn all the fossil fuels we can find, deforest the rest of the planet and melt the polar caps as quickly as possible? Any message to the contrary is leftist propaganda? Fox news and Rush Limbaugh are the only reliable sources of information?

                No thanks. I'll be sure to go see Happy Feet.

                • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)liberty
                  liberty
                  Nov. 20, 2006, 9:57 a.m.

                  was this article for real? I can't believe someone took the time to write that

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                • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)blackdawn425
                  blackdawn425
                  Nov. 20, 2006, 9:58 a.m.

                  Some how I don't think I really care if there is an underlying message or not I still want to see it. I mean dancing cute adorable little penguin and Robin Williams what else could I want?

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                • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)nycgirlwriter
                  nycgirlwriter
                  Nov. 20, 2006, 10:39 a.m.

                  Oh God, how dare they try to teach our children to protect the enviroment, accept people for who they are, don't let religion make you inhumane, and live amongst all of the people in this world. They should be shot, the bastards.

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                • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)bobshotme
                  bobshotme
                  Nov. 20, 2006, 11:19 a.m.

                  The next step in far out liberal propaganda, i dont like what im seeing.

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                • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)mamasan
                  mamasan
                  Nov. 20, 2006, 11:31 a.m.

                  This is one of the best and funniest movies I have seen in my life...how can any one not laugh at all the jokes and the funny dancing and singing???

                  It was awesome...You MUST see it on the big screen to really get the full afffect.

                  Go see it and just enjoy yourself for once!!!

                  GET HAPPY!!!!

                  • Avg rating: (+6/-0 6)mamasan
                    mamasan
                    Nov. 20, 2006, 11:33 a.m.

                    And whoever wrote that review....if they were not being completely satirical needs an enema in the worst way!!!

                    ;';'

                    ;';'

                    It is a Classic movie just like Finding Nemo.

                    So stop being so sad and get some laughter in your life allready!!!!:-)

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                  • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)koranagirl
                    koranagirl
                    Nov. 20, 2006, 11:41 a.m.

                    Right on, Mamasan. The movie is happy and joyous and very well done. When I select a kid movie, I cannot even find a decent review in the paper because none are done by real kids. I hate it. Oftentimes I go to a "family movie" only to find out the action is too slow and boring for most kids and the colors are drab. The kids will watch it, but the experience is miserable for the parents because then they make endless trips to the bathrooms, talk during the movie, spill something, anything to be entertained. Kid movie reviews should be done by real kids and by how many bathroom/candy trips they make during the movie. If they never leave the theater, that's a 4 star kid movie. I had little trouble with the 6 kids during this movie. It had more than sufficient eye candy, jokes, and a feel good ending.

                    • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)Helixbuilder
                      Helixbuilder
                      Nov. 20, 2006, 11:51 a.m.

                      You know sometimes poeple make to much of things! So what agenda is being pushed by the movie 'Casino Royale'?

                      My advice, enjoy the movie. And don't worry about the 'subtext'.

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                    • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)Jaydub6669
                      Jaydub6669
                      Nov. 20, 2006, 12:54 p.m.

                      Wow! mabye we can get together with the author of this review and get our shotguns. Then run all the mexicans, non christians, and democrats outta the country!!! Way to make something out of nothing!!

                      • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)truthaddict
                        truthaddict
                        Nov. 20, 2006, 1:04 p.m.

                        This guy has got to be kidding!

                        What's next? Purple Teletubbys are turning our children gay?

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                      • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)AbuAmirah
                        AbuAmirah
                        Nov. 20, 2006, 1:12 p.m.

                        This dude is the reason why the extreme religious right, in Amerika, ought to be marginilized. This guy is clearly reaching, for what I don't know. I'm sure that if you looked hard enough, you'd find political undertones to any movie.

                        As far as the movie goes, I feel that its too long and the environmental pontificating boring. Its one of those movies you rent. That way you won't get caught up in the movie bull_hit of over priced food and crowds

                        • Avg rating: (+1/-0 1)mozzer
                          mozzer
                          Nov. 20, 2006, 1:15 p.m.

                          Hey Netscape!

                          Thanks for the pic of the smiling woman next to the story. It has it has nothing to do with movies or penguins. Honestly, you people don't even try.

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