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  STONERS

  Dec. 20, 2006, 1:10 p.m.

  Now CLIFFORD! Now VERNON! Now LESTER and ENUS!

  On FESTUS!� On ELMER!� On ROSCOE and CLETUS!

  OMG-ROFLMAO!!!!
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  STONERS

  Dec. 20, 2006, 1:10 p.m.

  MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU REDNECKS! MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL... YEE HAWWWW!
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  dlb1416

  Dec. 20, 2006, 1:56 p.m.

  Git er done STONERS.........

  Merry Christmas

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    STONERS

    Dec. 20, 2006, 2:03 p.m.

    lol!!! happier than a tornado in a trailer park:}:}

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      kriicket

      Dec. 20, 2006, 2:15 p.m.

      lol ! thanks....i think...

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        hotdrhot

        June 26, 2008, 7:59 p.m.

        Well done
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  uncle-dave

  Dec. 20, 2006, 2:28 p.m.

  What was that fat guy doing with those sheep? I hope his intentions were honorable.

  Season's Bleatings Baaaaaaaaaaaa.

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    STONERS

    Dec. 20, 2006, 2:43 p.m.

    well you know what they say about the sheep--- YEE HAWWWW!

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      uncle-dave

      Dec. 20, 2006, 3:14 p.m.

      Goats have handles!

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        STONERS

        Dec. 20, 2006, 3:19 p.m.

        lol-eeeeeeww!!! a little horny too:}:}

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          uncle-dave

          Dec. 20, 2006, 4:03 p.m.

          No butts about it.
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    1basque1

    Dec. 20, 2006, 2:50 p.m.

    Auhhh man, you didn't have to go and bring up them thar sheep now did ya???Poor lil ol woolie boogers...I's just loves em ????LMAO,No more smokie for U!!!

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      uncle-dave

      Dec. 20, 2006, 3:18 p.m.

      What's for supper?

      Mutton honey.

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        1basque1

        Dec. 20, 2006, 3:41 p.m.

        Rolled stuffed leg of lamb!!YUUUMMYY!!!

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          uncle-dave

          Dec. 20, 2006, 4:02 p.m.

          I'll bring the wine.
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  STONERS

  Dec. 20, 2006, 2:42 p.m.

  lmao-here it comes....ding ding ding

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    uncle-dave

    Dec. 20, 2006, 3:16 p.m.

    I gotta go get something to eat.

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      STONERS

      Dec. 20, 2006, 3:20 p.m.

      see ya Uncle Dave. Dont eat to much:}:}
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    uncle-dave

    Dec. 20, 2006, 7:48 p.m.

    Ewe should know that.

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      uncle-dave

      Dec. 23, 2006, 1:30 a.m.

      Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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  1basque1

  Dec. 20, 2006, 3:47 p.m.

  You need to be punished STONERS....We are gonna have a time out for U*****ding ding ding

  Smakin that ash****

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    STONERS

    Dec. 20, 2006, 6:09 p.m.

    (((Smakin that ash))) ROFLMAO!!!!
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  Eagle_Eye

  Dec. 20, 2006, 4:58 p.m.

  High Stoners!! LMAO, that is seriously funny!! I needed a good laugh.
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  greenmac

  Dec. 20, 2006, 5:40 p.m.

  A Christmas song for those that are one with the HERB

  COUGHING AROUND THE CHRISTMAS TREE

  Coughing around the Christmas tree

  With the Christmas party dope.

  Mistletoe hung where you can see,

  everyone stops there for a toke.

  Rocking around and getting high,

  let the Christmas spirit ring.

  Later we'll have some pumpkin pie

  and we'll do some caroling.

  You will get a sentimental

  feeling when you hear

  Pass that joint and let's be jolly,

  deck the halls with boughs of holly

  Okay the next verse is up to you!

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    greenmac

    Dec. 20, 2006, 6:54 p.m.

    You have traveled to Nepal..LOL

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      greenmac

      Dec. 20, 2006, 7:07 p.m.

      LOL

      I expect a tune from you and Eagle

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        greenmac

        Dec. 20, 2006, 7:33 p.m.

        Ohm Manhe Padme Ohm.....

        Ok give up
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        Eagle_Eye

        Dec. 20, 2006, 7:19 p.m.

        Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer,

        Had a very shinny nose,

        Every time he smoked some,

        It got shinier.....and he glowed

        Then one Christmas day Santa came to say,

        Rudolph with your nose so bright,

        Think you could give Santa a joint in the sleigh tonight?

        Rudolph passed the bong around

        And all the other reindeers loved him

        Jumped around with happiness and glee

        Rudolph with your nose so bright

        You'll go down in history for making Santa so jolly and

        giving him the munchies to eat all those Christmas cookies

        o.k., that was quick and on the spot.

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          Eagle_Eye

          Dec. 20, 2006, 7:27 p.m.

          LOL, thank you gord.....getting myself into the spirit!
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          greenmac

          Dec. 20, 2006, 7:30 p.m.

          Aplauding...Great!!!!!!

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            greenmac

            Dec. 20, 2006, 7:36 p.m.

            You will go down in history for that one....LMAO

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              greenmac

              Dec. 20, 2006, 7:43 p.m.

              Thatwas great....wish your daughter well
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              Eagle_Eye

              Dec. 20, 2006, 7:44 p.m.

              GB, great one!!

              LMAO, ok, I have to think about this hhhmmm,

              Jingle Bong, Jingle Bong, Jingle all the way

              Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh,

              Hey, Jingle Bong, Jingle Bong, Jingle all the way

              Just take a hit, sit back and relax, the horse knows the way, hey..

              Hope your daughter is well by morning!!
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    Eagle_Eye

    Dec. 20, 2006, 7:02 p.m.

    That is great GM!
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  greenmac

  Dec. 20, 2006, 7:04 p.m.

  Silver Bongs...Silver Bongs

  Soon it will be Christmas Day.

  Hear the guys cough...hear the plants talk.

  Its natures good way.

  Everybodys reaaaady for Christmas.

  Pastry shops...Pastry shops!

  See the chocolate...see the creams.

  I hope they taste as good as they seem

  Everybodys ready for Christmas!
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  greenmac

  Dec. 20, 2006, 7:12 p.m.

  Sung to the tune of FROSTY THE SNOWMAN

  MT and stonnnnnner!

  Were a very happy guys....

  With two red eyes..and a happy smiles

  And posting on the fly!

  Hempy..hemp hemp... ..hempy...hemp..hemp

  Look at these guys go!

  Hempy..hemp hemp... ..hempy...hemp..hemp

  Goin with the flow

  MT and stonnnnner!

  With two brown fingers,

  And an awful coughs!

  Laughing through the night!

  Hempy..hemp hemp... ..hempy...hemp..hemp

  Look at these guys go!

  Hempy..hemp hemp... ..hempy...hemp..hemp

  Goin with the flow

  They must have found... some thc in that old hemp bag tonight.

  For as they put it to their lips....I heard them holler..... WHOA!

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    Eagle_Eye

    Dec. 20, 2006, 7:21 p.m.

    LMAO...
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    greenmac

    Dec. 20, 2006, 7:23 p.m.

    I guess i have issues....or have done damage in the 70's...LOL
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    Eagle_Eye

    Dec. 20, 2006, 7:24 p.m.

    Passing to you on the left hand side...

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      1basque1

      Dec. 20, 2006, 7:36 p.m.

      Ahhhh yes, the left handed cigarettes...
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    STONERS

    Dec. 20, 2006, 9:58 p.m.

    ROFLMAO!!! You people are nuts:}:}:}
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    mntnman444

    Dec. 22, 2006, 5:10 p.m.

    Dashing through the fields

    In a freaked out Chevrolet

    Oh what fun it is to ride

    Toking all the way

    Jingle bells

    The drug war smells

    Santa's on his way

    Oh what fun we'll have this year

    When we bake and fly away.

    Whew!...I GOT BLISTERS ON MY FINGERS!

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      mntnman444

      Dec. 22, 2006, 5:16 p.m.

      er...I'm sorry...what was the question??
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  greenmac

  Dec. 20, 2006, 7:24 p.m.

  Hi there Eagle..great to see you back...all the best

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    Eagle_Eye

    Dec. 20, 2006, 7:26 p.m.

    High there GM, good to be back......thank you
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  greenmac

  Dec. 20, 2006, 7:38 p.m.

  Eagle...I have to say...gordon just beat the heck out of us with that post!

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    Eagle_Eye

    Dec. 20, 2006, 7:48 p.m.

    LOL, we sure would have fun trying!
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  greenmac

  Dec. 20, 2006, 7:47 p.m.

  pick a song

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    Eagle_Eye

    Dec. 20, 2006, 7:50 p.m.

    your expecting me to think!!

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      greenmac

      Dec. 20, 2006, 7:51 p.m.

      LOL...LMAO......

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        Eagle_Eye

        Dec. 20, 2006, 7:54 p.m.

        "Silent Night, Holy Night".
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  greenmac

  Dec. 20, 2006, 7:59 p.m.

  OHHHH little town in Mexico

  How you have seen me fried.

  In the fields with eyes so bright,

  I watch the day go by.

  Within my head with dreamless sleep

  I sure hope I am not to die.

  For with this toke I wish to share,

  with you as you pass me by.

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    Eagle_Eye

    Dec. 20, 2006, 8:08 p.m.

    A high five to both of you!!
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  Eagle_Eye

  Dec. 20, 2006, 8 p.m.

  Is it just me or my condition, but are the pages messed up and the voting button appearing and disappearing?

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    greenmac

    Dec. 20, 2006, 8:02 p.m.

    Breath deep...keep saying to yourself...Iwil be normal..I will be normal
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  1basque1

  Dec. 20, 2006, 8:02 p.m.

  Damn you folks are sooo good with these tunes..What rhymes with Bogart???

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    greenmac

    Dec. 20, 2006, 8:03 p.m.

    Thou art
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  greenmac

  Dec. 20, 2006, 8:04 p.m.

  I needed this!

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    Eagle_Eye

    Dec. 20, 2006, 8:07 p.m.

    Me too!!!! LOL, passing to the left hand side.....

    seriously, on the home page and even here the vote button is gone or way up in the top left hand corner. I can't vote or sink.....maybe I need a cookie
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  Eagle_Eye

  Dec. 20, 2006, 8:05 p.m.

  Silent Night, Holy Night,

  Boy things are getting really bright
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  1basque1

  Dec. 20, 2006, 8:10 p.m.

  Oh little left hand cigarette why must you burn so bright

  The cops might come and I will run

  I am a bogart tonight...

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    greenmac

    Dec. 20, 2006, 8:11 p.m.

    welcome!!!!
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  1basque1

  Dec. 20, 2006, 8:13 p.m.

  Thanks,just can't compete with the Masters!!!

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    greenmac

    Dec. 20, 2006, 8:16 p.m.

    have fun with it!!

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      1basque1

      Dec. 20, 2006, 8:21 p.m.

      By the looks of the comments, How can you not have fun??LMAO,you all have the big laugh from me!!!
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  greenmac

  Dec. 20, 2006, 8:20 p.m.

  Eagle have you found your button...don't take that the wrong way...LOL

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    greenmac

    Dec. 20, 2006, 8:52 p.m.

    lol
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  Eagle_Eye

  Dec. 20, 2006, 8:23 p.m.

  Joy to the world! the crypt has come;

  Let earth receive her seed;

  Let every heart prepare their bong,

  and heaven and nature sing,

  and heaven and nature sing,

  and heaven, and heaven and nature sing.

  Joy to the earth! the herb reigns;

  Let men their songs employ;

  while fields and floods,

  rocks, hills and plains

  Repeat the sounding joy,

  Repeat the sounding joy,

  Repeat, repeat the sounding joy.

  I am SERIOUS, the home page is goofy or is it just me? The vote buttons are gone, and the page is messed up.....what condition is the condition I am in????

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    greenmac

    Dec. 20, 2006, 8:28 p.m.

    LOL...good one....button..button..who took Eagles button. Not me I say, could it be Gordon...could it be Basque. A button is not a thing to be wasted.....or is it the owner of the button wasted. AHHH there lies the question.

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      Eagle_Eye

      Dec. 20, 2006, 8:31 p.m.

      You are just so funny....lol.

      My pages are messed up more than me!
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      1basque1

      Dec. 20, 2006, 8:33 p.m.

      I might just have that button ,what button,I don't have no stinkin buttons*****

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        Eagle_Eye

        Dec. 20, 2006, 8:35 p.m.

        The "vote" buttons, they are gone from my pages!! or on the post it is in the upper left hand corner...not working!
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        greenmac

        Dec. 20, 2006, 8:36 p.m.

        its usually sliped down between the cushions with the remote...check there
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      greenmac

      Dec. 20, 2006, 8:38 p.m.

      I applied risk assesment to my question before posing the question. I therefore thought it was the end user that messed up...never the program

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        Eagle_Eye

        Dec. 20, 2006, 8:48 p.m.

        Ohh boy, now there are 2 of you.....I'm in trouble
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  Eagle_Eye

  Dec. 20, 2006, 8:29 p.m.

  Deck the halls with boughs of Sativa

  Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

  'Tis the season to be jolly

  Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

  Don we now our gay apparel

  Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la.

  Troll the ancient Yuletide carol

  Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
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  greenmac

  Dec. 20, 2006, 8:33 p.m.

  For we see the smoke arising.

  Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

  Soon our hunger will be surprising.

  Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
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  greenmac

  Dec. 20, 2006, 8:34 p.m.

  Ok Basque...take a shot at the next verse

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    Eagle_Eye

    Dec. 20, 2006, 8:37 p.m.

    Yep, your turn Basque.

    Where is GordonB??

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