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Spadecaller
Jan. 8, 2007, 1:48 p.m.
A short survival Video of vital importance.
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jovial
Jan. 8, 2007, 2 p.m.
Saved my life a couple of times.

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  Spadecaller
  Jan. 8, 2007, 2:03 p.m.
  LOL :-D
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ind06
Jan. 8, 2007, 2:02 p.m.
A short survival Video of vital impotence?
-Huh?
Hey man, it's all there on the airplane safety card.
Locate the nearest exit, grab for the oxygen, assume the crash position!
LOL, awesome Spade!
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natashas
Jan. 8, 2007, 2:06 p.m.
Sugar and spice...

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  Spadecaller
  Jan. 8, 2007, 2:09 p.m.
  Snails and puppy dog tails...
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Spadecaller
Jan. 8, 2007, 2:07 p.m.
"And join us next time when we will examine lesbian couples and PMS"
LOL (Good luck and good night)

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  Dobes_Rule
  Jan. 8, 2007, 2:10 p.m.
  according to the video - "Double Jeopardy PMS" in lesbian couples...eeek
  LOL Spadecaller - thanks!
  ABSOLUTELY Required viewing for all men.
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Beeboppin71
Jan. 8, 2007, 2:15 p.m.
Well, WHY CAN'T YOU GUYS BE MORE LIKE BRAD PITT????!!... HUH!
I'm asking you if I look fat. DO I LOOK FAT?!! DO I? I only want to see positive votes on this comment. NEGATIVE VOTES UPSET ME!!!

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  ind06
  Jan. 8, 2007, 2:22 p.m.
  You look beautiful babe. I'm the luckiest guy in the world.
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  flyrod
  Jan. 8, 2007, 2:28 p.m.
  Only an adverse reaction from my wife keeps me from seeking you out to make you mine.
  
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    ind06
    Jan. 8, 2007, 2:33 p.m.
    :)
    
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      Beeboppin71
      Jan. 8, 2007, 2:44 p.m.
      LOL! I Love you guys!
      
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        RunNJump
        Jan. 8, 2007, 5:31 p.m.
        You know very well that only bumblebees are fat. Honeybees are nice and trim.
        
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        Beeboppin71
        Jan. 8, 2007, 6:49 p.m.
        LOL! Even this honeybee feels bloated at that time of the month. And the video is right, never tell me that. My husband was unfortunate enough to have mentioned it one time. Well, just as in the video, I ripped his head off. So, if you see a guy walking about without a head, he belongs to me. :)
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Amazing1
Jan. 8, 2007, 2:20 p.m.
Just because I have long since passed through that horrid disease that afflicted me for approximately 40 years of my life, does not mean that I am incapable of summoning up that kind of WILD ANGER should you happen to TICK ME OFF!
And Beeboppin, you do NOT look fat! If they were more like BRAD PITT, maybe we wouldn't be so TICKED OFF!!

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  ind06
  Jan. 8, 2007, 2:22 p.m.
  You look beautiful too, babe. I'm the luckiest guy in the world.
  
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    Eagle_Eye
    Jan. 8, 2007, 4:42 p.m.
    LOL, you are as well trained as my hubby!!
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  Spadecaller
  Jan. 8, 2007, 2:27 p.m.
  "...myabe we wouldn't be so TICKED OFF!!"
  Just more lonely and horny ( Brad Pitt is a workaholic.)
  
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    ind06
    Jan. 8, 2007, 2:32 p.m.
    You're beautiful. I'm the -
    Oh. Sorry...
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  Beeboppin71
  Jan. 8, 2007, 2:48 p.m.
  You tell em girl! YOU ARE AMAZING! And if they had to deal with what we have to deal with each month there would be no way they'd survive it. IT IS A HORRID DISEASE!!! Horrid! And there is no cure.
  --But the few guys posting here seemed to have learned how to deal with it. :)
  
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    Spadecaller
    Jan. 8, 2007, 3:13 p.m.
    In all sincerity, I do understand PMS unfortunately. PMS is actually caused by swelling in the brain due to monthly hormonal changes.
    I have a health disorder (multiple sclerosis)that also causes swelling (for different reasons!) and it burdens me with uncontrollable irritibility at times.
    All I can do is to go off by myself until it subsides. Since this affliction, my wife says that I am much more understanding. I do not take credit for it and would expect the routine abuse from my male friends for admitting this. But, I am finally out of the closet. LOL
    
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      Beeboppin71
      Jan. 8, 2007, 3:30 p.m.
      You poor dear. I call on all women to welcome Spadecaller into the fold. He understands! Spade, you are now one of us.
      
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        Amazing1
        Jan. 8, 2007, 3:34 p.m.
        I'm in.
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        Spadecaller
        Jan. 8, 2007, 3:50 p.m.
        LMAO
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        Eagle_Eye
        Jan. 8, 2007, 4:43 p.m.
        ((((Spade))))
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      ciera-marie
      Jan. 9, 2007, 9:21 a.m.
      Spade welcome to the fold. Some of the over the counter pain medicines that MEN and women now use, were once used to treat PMS symptoms.
      PMS as all of us women know is diffrent for each woman. What works for one may not work for another. For me Chocolate really helps, but it usually ALWAYS helps.
      From Homer Simpson: "Boy, when a woman says nothing's wrong, wverything's wrong. When a woman says everything's fine nothing is fine. When a woman says that's not funny, you better not laugh."
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    Amazing1
    Jan. 8, 2007, 3:14 p.m.
    Ah, but you can outlive it. And then the world is yours.
    You can waltz your love to the kitchen table and pounce upon him without a thought about pregnancy. You can wear white slacks and skirts with impunity. You don't get bloated or nauseous and you can plan a trip to the beach without a calendar.
    Indeed, age has its perks if you're a broad.
    
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      Spadecaller
      Jan. 8, 2007, 3:28 p.m.
      Are you trying to sell me on a sex change?
      
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        Amazing1
        Jan. 8, 2007, 3:38 p.m.
        Not really. If it works, don't fix it. That's one of my mottos.
        
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        Spadecaller
        Jan. 8, 2007, 3:51 p.m.
        If it doesn't stink, don't stir it.
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      Beeboppin71
      Jan. 8, 2007, 3:32 p.m.
      EEEEEWWWW! You mean I'm actually going to find my hubby attractive again? I can't even imagine this. But the lack of bloating and trips to the beach without a calander sound cool. :)
      
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        Amazing1
        Jan. 8, 2007, 3:37 p.m.
        Well, as the eyesight fades, the view a bit blurry, he may indeed improve in appearance. Or you can take up drinking. They say the difference between a hog and a fox is about three beers.
        
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        Beeboppin71
        Jan. 8, 2007, 3:57 p.m.
        LOL! LOL! Well this is indeed good news. I'm giddy with hope for my future. Thank you, great Amazing-1!
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      Eagle_Eye
      Jan. 8, 2007, 4:45 p.m.
      I don't know, I have noticed since Men-o-pause I still mentaly PMS around that time of the month!! Thought I was over that stuff!!
      
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        RunNJump
        Jan. 8, 2007, 5:36 p.m.
        You know why they call it PMS?????
        Because Mad Cow Disease was taken! I can laugh at that.
        
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        RunNJump
        Jan. 8, 2007, 5:37 p.m.
        I forgot where I heard that.
        
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        Spadecaller
        Jan. 8, 2007, 7:55 p.m.
        In the barn.
        
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        Beeboppin71
        Jan. 8, 2007, 6:42 p.m.
        LOL! That was cute!
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        Beeboppin71
        Jan. 8, 2007, 6:44 p.m.
        NOOOOOO!!! EE Don't tell me that! I was getting all caught up in the happy images that Amazing1 is putting ou there. I NEED to believe that there is light at the end of this dark and cranky tunnel.
        
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        Amazing1
        Jan. 9, 2007, 12:18 p.m.
        There is. And I am living proof. I have outlived the disease, my eyesight has failed just enough to make my husband look good, and I go to the beach without consultation of the calendar.
        
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        Beeboppin71
        Jan. 9, 2007, 12:44 p.m.
        Thanks for restoring my hope. I adore EE but she really scared me! :)
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    Hamlet
    Jan. 9, 2007, 5:45 a.m.
    There is a cure. It is called eating very healthy (get rid of the chemical and empty foods and sugar), getting the right fatty acids in your diet (those fish oils and evening primrose oil control your hormone production) and moving your trunk around on a daily basis. A good natural vitamin-mineral supplement with herbs geared toward women can be a good help also. For extreme cases and those heading toward menopause, the herb black cohosh can be very helpful for both the blues and against night sweats. I see it over and over in my clinic - bad diet and lifestyle equals bad PMS! And eventually a bad menopause, bad osteoporosis, and bad chronic illnesses like diabetes, arthritis, heart etc.
    So if you work with nature on your PMS you can also give yourself decades of robustly healthy life as well.
    Try it! Linda Page's books for example will be very helpful to point you in the right direction. Also the "Fat Flush" series is based on sound clinical and holistic nutrition concepts.
    
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      netchicke4
      Jan. 9, 2007, 2:43 p.m.
      wow....... way easier said than done...... trust me! go ahead, try and convince a girl with pms to eat healthy and exercise! you might lose an eye or worse... hhahah lol :)pretty much all girls want to do with pms is to sit around and not be bugged and want all the chocolate they can get...
      
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        Beeboppin71
        Jan. 9, 2007, 5:45 p.m.
        WARNING: Do NOT hand a carrot stick to a girl with PMS who wants a chocolate candybar or some M&M's. This could be a deadly situation.
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ind06
Jan. 8, 2007, 2:31 p.m.
Was in conciliatory mode there.
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flyrod
Jan. 8, 2007, 2:31 p.m.
The only way to survive this period (whoop) in your lady's life is to take up alcoholism.

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  Spadecaller
  Jan. 8, 2007, 2:33 p.m.
  Then she gets a partner with PMS all month long.
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  Beeboppin71
  Jan. 8, 2007, 2:59 p.m.
  Yes, Flyrod. But ONLY if he can afford it. Lack of funds will make the little wife's head spin harder than even the worst case of PMS. I extend this bit of caution to you out of friendship and love for my fellow man. BEEEEEEE frugal!
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rathskeller
Jan. 8, 2007, 3:04 p.m.
funny...sent to males on e-mail list...some females lose sense of humor on this topic...

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  Spadecaller
  Jan. 8, 2007, 3:17 p.m.
  You still have your head, don't you?
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  ciera-marie
  Jan. 9, 2007, 9:33 a.m.
  Too true. Some of us are just too sensetive around that time. Laughter helps.
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ConquerorWyrm
Jan. 8, 2007, 6:12 p.m.
then, when all else fails, gas stoves are a wonderful invention...so are locked garages and idle cars...
oh, sweet escape!
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1basque1
Jan. 8, 2007, 8:02 p.m.
When women have PMS,Men have SRS...Sperm Retention Syndrone
Don't even ask me how I know this...Sweetheart..LMAO
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pazuita
Jan. 8, 2007, 10:24 p.m.
I have reached an age where I have discovered that PMS also stands for Post Menopausal Syndrome.
The effects are identical, but I had to throw away the calendar, it no longer applies, and I have to be ready on a minutes notice to either bite my tongue, or head for the door.
I've also had to learn the hard way that when she asks "does this dress make me look fat?"
Never, never, absolutely never respond.
"It's not the dress".

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  ZenAgain
  Jan. 9, 2007, 8:26 a.m.
  If you're a real thrill seeker you can reply "yes, but at least it draws attention away from your face!"
  I suggest when saying this you are wearing your best sprinting shoes, a helmet and the car is running and pointing in the quick-getaway position.
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ouzie-q
Jan. 9, 2007, 1:53 a.m.
What's really cool is when you're the only male in a house full of females. For some scientific reason all the women's menstrual cycles get synchronized and then all of them are chewing on you at once.
God save the King...LOL!
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toph1973
Jan. 9, 2007, 12:26 p.m.
Continuous birth contol. It's the only way to go. No more period, PMS, cramps, bloating, irratibility. My girlfriend doesn't understand why any woman would want a that time of the month anymore.
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