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THE HAGUE, NL - Undertakers are puzzled and irritated by a coffin that refuses to stay underground. After numerous attempts to inter the body of Verdomde Klootzak (Ver-DOM-duh KLOOT-zahk) the Danish developer of the pop up window, cemetery staff is at a loss.

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ind06
Jan. 23, 2007, 3:28 a.m.
Klootzak's widow, Hagrid Sploog-Klootzak said tearfully, "I can't imagine why anyone would want to kill my dear Verdomde. Advertisers were always sending him thank-you cards, some over a hundred times a day!"
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natashas
Jan. 23, 2007, 9:30 a.m.
The wife did it! perfect crime, LOL!
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mozzer
Jan. 23, 2007, 10:41 a.m.
He should reformat the graveyard and install Spybot: Cemetary Edition.
Better yet, incinerate the bastid!
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kh77
Jan. 23, 2007, 11:11 a.m.
Did anybody read the text at the top that said 'spreading rumors, half-truths and misinformation since 1789'?
'Verdomde Klootzak' literally means 'Damned Bastard' in Dutch (not Danish).
This is a very funny story, and so obviously invented...
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VulgarCelebrity7
Jan. 23, 2007, 2:10 p.m.
Can you imagine how fertile the soil will be when they bury the inventor of Viagra?
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ind06
Jan. 23, 2007, 2:17 p.m.
Mr. Klootzak also leaves behind two children, a daughter Lile Klootzak and a son Stor Klootzak. Mrs. Klootzak said "This is a difficult time, but we're Klootzaks, and Klootzaks stick together!"
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faneo
Jan. 24, 2007, 12:37 a.m.
LOL !! To much guys ROFLMAO!!!!