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THE HAGUE, NL - Undertakers are puzzled and irritated by a coffin that refuses to stay underground. After numerous attempts to inter the body of Verdomde Klootzak (Ver-DOM-duh KLOOT-zahk) the Danish developer of the pop up window, cemetery staff is at a loss.

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  • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)ind06
    ind06
    Jan. 23, 2007, 3:28 a.m.

    Klootzak's widow, Hagrid Sploog-Klootzak said tearfully, "I can't imagine why anyone would want to kill my dear Verdomde. Advertisers were always sending him thank-you cards, some over a hundred times a day!"

    • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)natashas
      natashas
      Jan. 23, 2007, 9:30 a.m.

      The wife did it! perfect crime, LOL!

      • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)mozzer
        mozzer
        Jan. 23, 2007, 10:41 a.m.

        He should reformat the graveyard and install Spybot: Cemetary Edition.

        Better yet, incinerate the bastid!

        • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)kh77
          kh77
          Jan. 23, 2007, 11:11 a.m.

          Did anybody read the text at the top that said 'spreading rumors, half-truths and misinformation since 1789'?

          'Verdomde Klootzak' literally means 'Damned Bastard' in Dutch (not Danish).

          This is a very funny story, and so obviously invented...

          • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)VulgarCelebrity7
            VulgarCelebrity7
            Jan. 23, 2007, 2:10 p.m.

            Can you imagine how fertile the soil will be when they bury the inventor of Viagra?

            • Avg rating: (+0/-1 -1)ind06
              ind06
              Jan. 23, 2007, 2:17 p.m.

              Mr. Klootzak also leaves behind two children, a daughter Lile Klootzak and a son Stor Klootzak. Mrs. Klootzak said "This is a difficult time, but we're Klootzaks, and Klootzaks stick together!"

              • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)faneo
                faneo
                Jan. 24, 2007, 12:37 a.m.

                LOL !! To much guys ROFLMAO!!!!

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