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Amputation may be solution for nights and days of the iguana erection. Amputation of what you may ask? Well, just ask Lorena Bobbitt what she amputated

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random1734
Jan. 24, 2007, 6:22 p.m.
Everything will be ok. If they have to amputate, mozart will just use his back up one!!! It remindes me of the comercial for natural male inhancment (call a doctor if it presists for more than four hours).
LOL
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nativestorm
Jan. 24, 2007, 6:23 p.m.
and they say go to a doctor after 36 hours if the Cialis wont quit working lol
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Searunner52
Jan. 24, 2007, 6:23 p.m.
Well it could be worse!
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Spadecaller
Jan. 24, 2007, 6:23 p.m.
Two heads are better than one.
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deathray
Jan. 24, 2007, 6:35 p.m.
Iguana priapism...now I'e heard everything...
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uncle-dave
Jan. 24, 2007, 6:35 p.m.
He could become a pole vaulter.
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Amazing1
Jan. 24, 2007, 6:54 p.m.
What you wanna bet some pharma company out there is now looking into getting some iguana stem cells for a new drug?
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kctrixter
Jan. 24, 2007, 7:18 p.m.
Amputate! oh no. Just keep bringing me Lizettes till I wear it to a nub, problem solved
Mozart.
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natashas
Jan. 24, 2007, 7:27 p.m.
So what is the problem again, LOL!
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mntnman444
Jan. 24, 2007, 7:32 p.m.
At least he's got a spare.I guess he's got one to beat on and one to take out only on those "special" occasions.
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mr-sir
Jan. 25, 2007, 12:57 a.m.
What???? You want to see pictures of a double-penised creature with a permanent erection? What kind of woman would have a twisted mind like that? (Suddenly, I think I like you.)
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AMDeitzler
Jan. 24, 2007, 8:56 p.m.
I have pet reptiles, and most male reptiles snakes, lizards, etc. do have a hemi-penis. But I have never heard of one getting one side "stuck". Iguanas are known for being a little crazy when they are in "mating mode", biting, tail whipping, etc. I can't imagine what that poor guy must be like. At least he has the "spare". lol
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Tango57
Jan. 24, 2007, 9:58 p.m.
All I can say is, "yeowza!"
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LABELDUDE
Jan. 24, 2007, 11:17 p.m.
Show Mozart pictures of Hilary and Pelosi.
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bugluver
Jan. 25, 2007, 9:27 a.m.
Run Mozart Run!!! Oh ya... I guess you probley can't ... Sorry buddy.
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1basque1
Jan. 25, 2007, 10:59 a.m.
Oooohhhh,Your killing me with these comments ; D..LOL
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turnitupsidedown
Jan. 25, 2007, 11:17 a.m.
i am surprised nobody came with a miniature hand-help penis pump.
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ladyjane69
Jan. 25, 2007, 12:42 p.m.
He must of had one satisfied customer ;)
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fudgie
Jan. 25, 2007, 1:46 p.m.
Uh..... I think I've dated that iguana.
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mamasan
Jan. 25, 2007, 5:41 p.m.
sad, really.
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BOB666
Jan. 30, 2007, 6:26 p.m.
forget that old boring cancer crap,lets cure limp lizard dicks