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NEW YORK - The world awoke Monday morning to the shocking news that North Korea has failed its previously-announced nuclear test. "We here in great country of North Korea are very saddened that we fail test," said a newscaster on North Korea's state news program, Good Morning Pyongyang!. "We study long time, but test very hard."

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ind06
Feb. 3, 2007, 11:19 p.m.
The thing was, they were expecting multiple choice, you know? But then it was, like, essay format and they totally didn't study for that.
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dadesider
Feb. 4, 2007, 12:04 a.m.
"We study long time, but test very hard."
HA!!!
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uncle-dave
Feb. 4, 2007, 12:52 a.m.
Yeah that ws a dead give away.
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uncle-dave
Feb. 4, 2007, 12:58 a.m.
"The test-taking delegation should be shot and cooked with a delicious lime sauce."
Served with kimchee and a side of rice, Ummmmmm Delicious!
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Beau7890
Feb. 4, 2007, 2:13 a.m.
"However, President Bush is taking the unconventional approach of pushing hard for increased aid to South Dakota to help it deal with the 'evil test-failing menacer to the north.'"
I don't know about you freakin' libs, but I've heard North Dakota has a missile now capable of reaching the United States.