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Hummer has finally revealed their new model which is designed to nearly eliminate the noise of screaming environmentalists outside the vehicle.

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ind06
Feb. 6, 2007, 1:16 a.m.
It comes in your choice of black, basic black, gloss black, jet black, coal black, flat black, raven black, midnight black, damn the power's out black, black magic black, gothic black, chimney sweep black, black eye black, and the new for '08 "black is so cool black".
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mozzer
Feb. 6, 2007, 1:20 a.m.
"...gets a half mile to the gallon and has a second gas tank, which just sprays gasoline out onto the roadways "
LMAO!!! Freakin Hilarious!
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ETproductions
Feb. 6, 2007, 1:49 a.m.
Great Headline.
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BrianJJohnson
Feb. 6, 2007, 8:48 a.m.
ashahahhaaahahahaha nice one
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natashas
Feb. 6, 2007, 9:20 a.m.
LOL!
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vidman04
Feb. 6, 2007, 10:48 a.m.
I'll take one in "Damn, the power's out" black. lol!!!
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deathray
Feb. 6, 2007, 11:33 a.m.
Isn't a sound proof hummer an oxymoron, or an act of incredible self control?
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ind06
Feb. 6, 2007, 2:58 p.m.
LOL
I was thinking a kind of sparking attachment to set the roads ablaze at your whim would also be nice.
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Webreader
Feb. 6, 2007, 12:51 p.m.
How about those "low rider" guyz in L.A. building a V-8 Prius? HMMMMMMMMMMM! lol
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random1734
Feb. 6, 2007, 12:59 p.m.
Hummer Dick gets a half mile to the gallon and has a second gas tank, which just sprays gasoline out onto the roadways (similar to the way an alpha male dog ******es all over the neighborhood).
LMAO
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twangster
Feb. 6, 2007, 1:40 p.m.
Great, now if only they can figure out how to armor them.
Idiots.
The blatant feeling of entitlement in the U.S. to crap like Hummers is why people fly planes into buildings.
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itsme2
Feb. 6, 2007, 1:52 p.m.
Awesome INDY
I loved that, great find!
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THOMNH62
Feb. 6, 2007, 4:22 p.m.
when I drive my SUV I fell like a man, when I drive my H1 I feel like a god, ****** on you liberal weenies, I love running by the little honda hybrids, the wind from my monster drives them off the rd. I love it.
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jumpmaster
Feb. 6, 2007, 5:10 p.m.
Yes they do. What kind of exhaust do you have. Say headers and Flowmasters.
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jumpmaster
Feb. 6, 2007, 5:36 p.m.
There is no replacement for displacement.
Caution: You can't say this kind of stuff around the Prius crowd. You will get slapped with a purse.
Oooh. Not PC.
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DsPlace
Feb. 6, 2007, 8:22 p.m.
Dang...and I was hoping it came in Ebony...I don't want one now (I laughed so hard it hurt :-)
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RabidBanana
Feb. 6, 2007, 9:45 p.m.
so how bout instead of just silencing the Tree huggers outside it just sprayed tear gas round for a few seconds i think that would be real funny one second there mouthing words out and the next there gagging :) im gonna mail that idea to hummer now
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henjean
Feb. 6, 2007, 9:57 p.m.
Ever notice how the size and "bad ass attitude" of the vehicle is directly to the height of the driver??
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henjean
Feb. 6, 2007, 10 p.m.
Randy Newmann was right!!
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themps
Feb. 7, 2007, 12:23 a.m.
Funny....
Those people deserve to be run over. This is the United States of America. If someone wants to drive a Hummer that is their choice and they have every right to do so. And no, I don't drive a Hummer.....