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THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting : Scientists aboard the international space station are reporting numerous equipment failures, supply problems and overturned refuse cylinders today all stemming from the behavior of an inquisitive stowaway raccoon.

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ind06
Feb. 19, 2007, 5:47 a.m.
Raccoons are usually docile, but experimentation has proved they get a little feisty when exposed to prolonged weightlessness and Tang.
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Eagle_Eye
Feb. 19, 2007, 9:31 a.m.
Raccoons have hands just like humans, mine use to get in the pantry, open jars of peanut butter, jelly and make sandwhichs.
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natashas
Feb. 19, 2007, 9:52 a.m.
LOL!
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Formidable
Feb. 19, 2007, 1:20 p.m.
I certainly hope the crew will be able to diaper that rascal. Just imagine, racoons on the moon. What was JFK thinking?
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Formidable
Feb. 19, 2007, 3:28 p.m.
The Tang period was the golden age of Chinese literature and art. Tang poems in particular are still read today.
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Amazing1
Feb. 19, 2007, 6:55 p.m.
The same genius who designed the raccoon space suit. Once the suit was made, you gonna leave him home?
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Hamlet
Feb. 19, 2007, 6:59 p.m.
More fun than a barrel of monkeys...anyway, they already did monkeys. What's more American than a cute little ball of furry total mass destruction? (other than a two year old covered in grape jelly and the remains of a teddy bear).
Only problem is, with live WMD on board, the space staion could get shot out of the sky. And they still would miss bin Laden...
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zplan
Feb. 19, 2007, 8:29 p.m.
Rocket racoon.
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BronxBomber
Feb. 20, 2007, 1:12 a.m.
Personally, I wouldn't trust any animal that wears a mask...