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THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: The discovery of the mutilated remains of serial-killer Henry "The Wrigleyville Stabber" Fiske has shaken homicidal maniacs throughout northern Indiana and ushered in a new era of fear, suspicion and mistrust.

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ind06
Feb. 25, 2007, 3:29 a.m.
Man! And I was just thinking of pursuing a second career as a serial-killer!
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BronxBomber
Feb. 25, 2007, 9:29 a.m.
Dang! What kind of society are we living in if a deranged maniac like myself can't even go out, and commit a little genocide every now and then???.... Man! That SUX! I tell yah!
>:-(
(BTW That wasn't me who said that, that was one of the voices in my head..)
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kctrixter
Feb. 25, 2007, 12:16 p.m.
LMAO very funny.
This has to stop, if they kill off all the serial killers I'll have to eat my fruit loops live.
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1basque1
Feb. 25, 2007, 2:19 p.m.
Oh man , I gotta lay low man... ya think that I would be safe in my basement, but nooooo...I'm freakin loosin it...
LMAO.. Money, I don't need no stinkin money . I just want to feel safe right now!
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ETproductions
Feb. 26, 2007, 12:59 a.m.
What's this world coming to when even a Cereal Killer can't find the privacy needed to ply his trade. It's the big Cereal companies like General Mills behind it all. It's time for the man in the street to rise up and take Cereal Killing back. It's a right we all deserve.