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THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: Frustrated and "no longer fooling around" the nation's substitute teachers publicly demanded today to know the identity of the student who threw that.

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ind06
March 4, 2007, 5:05 a.m.
And if the nation better 'fess up right now if it knows what's good for it!
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BronxBomber
March 4, 2007, 8:22 a.m.
I know who threw that,... it was Stoners!
LOL!
;-)
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BronxBomber
March 4, 2007, 12:54 p.m.
Actually,"Drake" made me say it. he threatened to tie me to a tree and take away my shoes..
:-(
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BronxBomber
March 4, 2007, 1:49 p.m.
I HATE DRAKE..
>:-(
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Vivian02908
March 4, 2007, 5:27 p.m.
lol.
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krayzdrayzor
March 4, 2007, 6:42 p.m.
That's the problem with whiteboards, years ago teachers could fire a chalkboard eraser back. Poof! cough cough cough...
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ipodwheels
March 4, 2007, 8:25 p.m.
I didn't do it.. honest. :P
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natashas
March 5, 2007, 9:42 a.m.
I blamed it on the teachers influence. Substitutes love that!
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david_nwpa
March 10, 2007, 8:35 p.m.
Teachers ask that question on a daily basis. I usually say, "Who threw that? Cause your aim stinks!" Then I demonstrate how they can do it better. In math classes that leads to a lesson on curves and how to throw a better pitch.