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THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: Friends of Brent Jureston say there's little hope that anything will prevent his newly delivered couch from being splattered with vomit.

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ind06
March 9, 2007, 3:45 a.m.
He's getting new carpet next week, and you know how long THAT'S gonna last!
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Beeboppin71
March 9, 2007, 9 a.m.
It's really difficult to get 2 shades of vomit to match.
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Amazing1
March 9, 2007, 2:02 p.m.
My preference is sandalwood.
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BronxBomber
March 9, 2007, 3:16 p.m.
Hey! Say what yah want, yah gotta admit though, at least the owner's color-co-ordinated.
He could've made it with a little more for the dramatic, with more flair, & gone "techincolor"...y'know, like a movie..
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kctrixter
March 9, 2007, 5:01 p.m.
I hear that although he is worried about the new couch, it's the new roof that he was planning for next week that really scares him (puke can be slippery)