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Posted by: ind06 2 years, 9 months ago

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A sleepy waffle-eater fears his matronly syrup bottle might be out to kill him. It's a sweet, short horror spoof.

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ind06
March 12, 2007, 2:09 a.m.
I tie my syrup bottles up. This will never happen to me.
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Beeboppin71
March 12, 2007, 10:46 a.m.
Thanks for the warning Indy! With her around, who needs coffee. BTW, I just checked all of the bottles in my fridge and threw away anything that looked like a person or a bear.
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1basque1
March 12, 2007, 6:47 p.m.
No friggin smiling syrup for me...I would take that biotch down....LOL...She won't be smiling for long Mmmwwwwaahaahaha
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ETproductions
March 13, 2007, 1:31 a.m.
Perfect stuff to pour over your soylent green waffles.
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BronxBomber
March 13, 2007, 7:23 p.m.
That'll teach you consumers! Next time buy "Log Cabin" & buy the low fat brand!
;-)
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BronxBomber
March 13, 2007, 9:51 p.m.
BTW this isn't a plug
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BronxBomber
March 14, 2007, 8:34 p.m.
No really! Honest injun!
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johnkamis64
March 18, 2007, 1:51 a.m.
Hmmm, a syrup covered plug......Voltaires fancy french syrup????
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johnkamis64
March 18, 2007, 1:53 a.m.
Never thought I'd say....Thank God I'm diabetic....good!!!