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Posted by: ind06 2 years, 9 months agoFORT LAUDERDALE, FL-Due to his sheer mass, Derek "Moose" Glass, 26, is considered by his friends and relatives to be "stronger than an ox," when in actuality the 5-foot-7, 275-pound bartender is just fat.
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RedRiverJ
March 16, 2007, 7:35 a.m.Keep eating like that at his age and by 40 he will have knees, bad back, high blood pressure, heart disease or cancer. That is if he lives another day to eat another bag of combos!
HUmmm, wonder will he sue McDonald's because he didn't know a Quarter Pounder with Cheese, super sized fried and large coke wasn't healthy???? HOLY COW!
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Blaqmail
March 16, 2007, 8:33 a.m.I hope he just gets himself checked out by a doctor. I am 5' 8'' and 279lbs. I have highblood pressure and just recently had to take off 2 days from work because of illness. My blood pressure was 144/120. I was dizzy, had a hugh headache, and I felt like throwing up. I am going to my doctor today for a full check up. I also have a gym membership I have been neglecting. I'm gonna get my big tail in there today for at least an hour. Also remember that although this is the net there are human beings at the end of these emails. Be kind.
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moxxxxxxxxxx
March 16, 2007, 8:44 a.m.Fat is SOFTER than muscle and bone. It feels nicer to touch soft subtle fat than hard muscle - or be poked by bones.
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elll
March 16, 2007, 6:50 p.m.I HATE combos...the smell of them make me want to vomit.
clkbeus99, maybe wifey-pooh can stand by with a warm soapy towel! (or just open your mouth and she can feed'em to ya!)
lol ;o)
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ZenAgain
March 16, 2007, 9:41 a.m.I want to sue McDonalds because they refused to deep-fry my Quarter Pounder. They said it was a good idea though.
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endofdays
March 16, 2007, 11:17 a.m.LOL! In fact, they do! They have one of those AED units on the wall!
I live in Northern NH, fairly close to the Canadian border. Heavy French/Canadian influence. There is a very popular dish here called poutsin (or something like that) that is served in just about every eating establishment in town. It is french fries covered with cheese sauce and a brown gravy and looks about as appetizing as roadkill, but people swear by it.
I had never heard of it before moving here a year and a half ago, and I still haven't worked up the courage to try it. They should throw in a 2 for 1 coupon for angioplasty.
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BronxBomber
March 16, 2007, 1:52 p.m.Lemme ask yah guys somethin,' If this cowboy actor were around today (Dan Blocker) would you say to him?
"Hey Hoss! Your so fat. I'm suprised nobody puts a saddle on you!"
I DON'T THINK SO!
Besides, they should leave that poor guy alone just because he's fat, doesn't make him a bad guy.
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T_for_2
March 16, 2007, 2:10 p.m.Having gone to the gym regularly for a number of years, I periodically have seen extremely obese guys bench-pressing very heavy weights.
It has been my theory that they are able to do this as a result of having to simply move their own overweight bodies on a day-to-day basis. I have a (private) name for this that I call "fat strength." It obviously is not a healthy condition.
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miamigirl
March 16, 2007, 2:49 p.m.its sad when people dont relize how bad thier health really is. if he does he needs to stop jokeing that hes stronger then an ox and actully lift some weights and eat healthy
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elll
March 16, 2007, 6:51 p.m.This article made me scratch my head when I was done reading it. I kept scrolling down like "there has to be more to it!")
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Wayniac917
March 16, 2007, 11:29 p.m.This is the most pointless artical that has ever been on netscape. There isnt even a story to this artical.
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