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NEW YORK, NY - Hillary Clinton and her staff of 712 met Tuesday to carefully plan out whether Clinton should take her foot out of her mouth, and if so, where she should place it afterward.

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  • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)ind06
    ind06
    March 17, 2007, 2:31 a.m.

    Approached for comment, Barack Obama said "I've got a few ideas."

    • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)ind06
      ind06
      March 17, 2007, 3:23 p.m.

      ((As far as Homosexauls are concerned,I believe that same sex gender marriages are fine as long and I repeat as long as their both Homosexuals.))

      HA! Aaaa-ha ha ha ha! Ha! Haaaaa! Ha Ha Ha! Ho! Ho Hee Hee HA Ha HO HO HO! HAAAAAAAAAA! Ha ha ha ha ha!

      • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)kriicket
        kriicket
        March 17, 2007, 10:17 a.m.

        this was hilarious !! thanks indy !

        • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)kctrixter
          kctrixter
          March 17, 2007, 12:21 p.m.

          She has a few ways out, "Oh I'm sorry I though you said _______

          Almostsexuals... come on we've all seen them

          Bromosexuals.... people who can only have sex while submerged in a fizzy liquid

          Comosexuals.... people who can only have sex while staring at a picture of Perry Como

          Formosexuals... people who only live for mo sex

          Gomosexuals.... people who believe everyone should be more sexual

          Nomosexuals.... people who don't want any more sex (popular in the over 100 crowd)

          Yokosexuals..... people who.. nah to disgusting for me even to type.

          • Avg rating: (+1/-0 1)airglide
            airglide
            March 17, 2007, 12:49 p.m.

            This creates an interesting visual. You already know where her head is. She does need to remove her foot so she can lick her finger to find out which way the political wind is blowing.

            • Avg rating: (+24/-9 15)natashas
              natashas
              March 17, 2007, 12:58 p.m.

              Alien sex fiend. The name that horrified so many alien parants!

              • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)ind06
                ind06
                March 17, 2007, 1:31 p.m.

                Perhaps it should read "feet"?

                • Avg rating: (+15/-8 7)Beau7890
                  Beau7890
                  March 17, 2007, 11:02 p.m.

                  See, I'd hink it'd be really hard for her to speak with her foot in her mouth. I guess it's a REALLY big mouth.

                  I only WISH she'd released the "bozosexuals" statement from the article. It would have almost been enough to get my vote.

                  • Avg rating: (+1/-1 0)SitNlook
                    SitNlook
                    March 17, 2007, 11:11 p.m.

                    I just don't like Hiliarybag Clinton. and kctrixster. please leave Mr. Como out of your sex jokes pleaze.

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                    • Avg rating: (+2/-0 2)billpate65
                      billpate65
                      March 18, 2007, 12:42 a.m.

                      Really a juvenile site. Sen Clinton has more savvy about what needs to be done in America than a bushel basket full of Republican.

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