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THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting. According to housemates of Phoenix area student Jeff Worthin, the 22-year-old community college art student's toom always contains a distinctly "Jeffish" odor.

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ind06
March 19, 2007, 2:41 a.m.
No one's trying to make fun of you if your name is Jeff, nor is anyone trying to say any friends or relatives of yours whose name might be Jeff smell funny. The Jeff Worthin in this radio report does not exist. He is not the same Jeff Worthin you know, or knew, even if that Jeff Worthin smelled or currently smells weird. The roomates of the fictional Jeff also do not exist, nor does the house they are all fictionally supposed to live in.
Phoenix, AZ does exist, however. At least the last time I checked my Rand McNally atlas, but that atlas is at least ten years old so I have no positive proof that Phoenix, AZ, which once existed, does still, in point of fact, exist.
However, whether or not Phoenix still exists the purpose of this post was not to denigrate Phoenix, nor to say it smells funny, nor to say it contains a funny smelling populace, nor even to say someone named Jeff Worthin lives there and he smells odd.
Though all of the above may indeed be true.
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zplan
March 19, 2007, 9:42 a.m.
Socks. It's got to be a pile of festering dirty socks.
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1basque1
March 19, 2007, 11:17 a.m.
Eeewwww,No want no Jeff smell...Now about that town of Phoenix,Az....You gotta love a Desert Dweller...
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BronxBomber
March 19, 2007, 1:13 p.m.
A "Jeffish" smell....hmmmmm...that must be before he puts on his aftershave I guess...
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arleen60
March 19, 2007, 2:02 p.m.
WOW I am so glad I know about Jeff ...not!!!
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TOtheMOON
March 19, 2007, 4:57 p.m.
I *HATE* when my pillow smells like Jeff!!
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truthiness
March 19, 2007, 9:27 p.m.
as a Jeff, I am completely and totaly offended by this piece. so offended in fact, that I dont think I'll even comment, oh, too late. anyway, its bad enough to talk about a person in the third person like he's not even there, but then to suggest he doesn't even exist! that is really rude. I cant begin to say how offended I am by this. Well, I guess I can begin. I'm actually having more trouble stopping. really ind06 I thought you had more class. smelly, indeed. we Jeffs are not a smelly people I'll have you know. except when I dont shower for like a week, then I stink pretty bad. but the rest of the time, I smell just fine. so leave us alone!
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ETproductions
March 20, 2007, 1:28 a.m.
First humor story I ever read where the disclaimer was actually finnier than the humorous story it was supposed to excuse.