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Posted by: ind06 2 years, 9 months ago

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President George W. Bush announced today that he is tired of the American people judging the conflict in Iraq based on the status of the mission, instead wishing they would focus on the fact that the invasion was fundamentally just, Underneath Politics has learned.

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  • Avg rating: (+1/-0 1)ind06
    ind06
    March 20, 2007, 1:24 a.m.

    Please, base your judgments on how it was supposed to be, not on how it's turned out.

    • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)ind06
      ind06
      March 20, 2007, 1:37 a.m.

      President Bush did not make the above statement, at least not publicly. President Bush has not confided his wishes for the direction of the thoughts of the American public to Underneath Politics. Underneath Politics would surely not print them if he did for Underneath Politics is a satirical website devoted to humorous half truths, non truths and outright lies. Though you may be unhappy with the content and/or tone of the above post please do not make things worse by assuming that anything about this post is true or that Underneath Politics is in any way a legitimate news organization.

      You may, however, safely assume: (1) That America has a government which includes a position known as "President" (2) The current occupant of said office possesses the last name of "Bush" (3) America is currently at war with another nation, known by the name "Iraq".

      Unless you disagree.

      • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)kctrixter
        kctrixter
        March 20, 2007, 2:15 a.m.

        I think we need to start looking for a better solution to all of this, and I think I found one. WE should just pass a bill changing the name of Iraq to say "Al Qaeda" then we would have none of these problems. Yes we were right to go to war with Al Qaeda. we need more funding for our fight with Al Qaeda, and so on.

        • Avg rating: (+1/-0 1)Beau7890
          Beau7890
          March 20, 2007, 4:05 a.m.

          You'd think if God told him to do it, the war would have turned out better. Then again, they say God works in mysterious ways.

          • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)elll
            elll
            March 20, 2007, 9:18 a.m.

            If I had seen the exact report on CNN, I wouldn't be surprised.

            • Avg rating: (+2/-0 2)dirtnapper73
              dirtnapper73
              March 20, 2007, 10:19 a.m.

              Please tell me that idiot of a president didnt actually say those things? I know he is a mental midget with the oil companies pulling at his strings but if he really said these things then im moving to Canada.

              • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)Sandmn
                Sandmn
                March 20, 2007, 10:21 a.m.

                Noble reasons? Politicians as "God like"? God told him? The old college try? Is it possible for any leader to be more insane? It's plain that this man belongs in a rubber room with a special white jacket on. Anyone who doesn't see how unstable this man is, is just not listening. We're being led into hell by a mental midget who hears voices. The last time I heard someone claim to be following the vocies in his head, it was a guy being told, by his dog, to shoot Reagen. Isn't it a wonderful country, where even a retard can buy the presidency.

                • Avg rating: (+1/-1 0)crespi
                  crespi
                  March 20, 2007, 10:36 a.m.

                  The Republican's disconnect with reality is really becoming dangerous.

                  • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)B737Tech
                    B737Tech
                    March 20, 2007, 10:52 a.m.

                    Then, what's the criteria on which to judge??

                    • Avg rating: (+7/-1 6)crespi
                      crespi
                      March 20, 2007, 11:53 a.m.

                      Well, the invasion wasn't fundamentally just. There are many known facts on which to judge.

                      1) a pre-emptive strike against someone that was of no

                      direct threat to us (first time in U.S. history)

                      2) Afghanistan was a just war, until we left them twisting

                      in the wind-

                      3) -when it was announced that the Caspian sea did not have

                      oil in the quantity previously reported we invaded Iraq

                      one week later-

                      4) And that there is footage of ultra-conservative Carlyle

                      Group dividing up Iraq BEFORE 911...

                      I trust your judgment B737Tech.

                      • Avg rating: (+0/-1 -1)Amazing1
                        Amazing1
                        March 20, 2007, 12:19 p.m.

                        Tell the same lie often enough and people will believe it. BUSHLOGIC 102

                        • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)Amazing1
                          Amazing1
                          March 20, 2007, 12:20 p.m.

                          And BUSHLOGIC 103, tell the same lie often enough and I will believe it. Also know as Self deception.

                          • Avg rating: (+3/-0 3)kedirian
                            kedirian
                            March 20, 2007, 12:45 p.m.

                            This is further proof that Bush and his insiders are far removed from REALITY.....

                            • Avg rating: (+0/-4 -4)edromar2
                              edromar2
                              March 20, 2007, 12:47 p.m.

                              Funny man. He caught the essense of the fool!

                              • Avg rating: (+2/-1 1)spkguy
                                spkguy
                                March 20, 2007, 2:57 p.m.

                                "God tells me what to do and I do it," the President says. "If that's not good enough for the progressive's in this country then I am at a loss.

                                Oh what nest, is God going to tell him to invade Iran?

                                This man scares the hell out of me, to say he is dangerous is an understatement!

                                • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)NelsonR
                                  NelsonR
                                  March 20, 2007, 3:58 p.m.

                                  Ind06 - Good luck on these post. Personally, I like your past comments concerning your reasoning behind the post. Go for it since I do think you are doing a service within the blogging. So have fun and I wish you success in your endeavors, it is justified since it promotes discussion.

                                  Now if it is for ulterior motives I withdraw my kudos.

                                  • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)2sidestoeverything
                                    2sidestoeverything
                                    March 20, 2007, 4:26 p.m.

                                    The only sad thing here is I think that if Bush had actually said these things, there would still be some people who would agree him. :)

                                    • Avg rating: (+1/-0 1)chevydog
                                      chevydog
                                      March 20, 2007, 5:34 p.m.

                                      This whole thing is in the humor slot and to be taken as such.

                                      But you know, if I had some film, I could take some nice pictures if I had a camera. And if everything was all right, it would be all right.

                                      I don't know if GWB would read this article (I fear he would drown in a deep thought), but he really ought to read it and enjoy it. He takes himself far too seriously. Those who lose the capacity to laugh at themselves are missing some of the best of life.

                                      • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)puffin
                                        puffin
                                        March 20, 2007, 5:39 p.m.

                                        I will continue to base my judgement of Iraq on the one guy I actually know from there, my buddy Haas. Haas is actually his last name but I always thought it was his first name and after calling him Haas for 6 months and him not saying anything, it pretty much stuck Lmao! And he says he likes it so whateva .. : D .. Haas with his shining eyes and laughing heart, his unending patience, his respect for ALL people, he's SO funny and sees humor & joy in so much when he's seen so much horror & war (the likes of which I will never see or could even imagine), and with such talent & passion for what he does (we graduated from cooking school together) he's gone on to do very well for himself.

                                        Haas is a good man.

                                        • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)BronxBomber
                                          BronxBomber
                                          March 20, 2007, 5:55 p.m.

                                          With Bush's response replete with his sense of "logic" would even astound Mr.Spock, and his eyebrow...

                                          • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)Obtruder
                                            Obtruder
                                            March 20, 2007, 7:20 p.m.

                                            I have read through all of these comments and I have not found one person who understands what is really going on in Iraq and Afghanistan.

                                            I am just thankful that Al Gore and John Kerry were not elected.

                                            Thanks once again to Cynthia McKinney who outed Al Gore as a racist in all of the Florida newspapers right before the 2000 election.

                                            • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)JOJO8944
                                              JOJO8944
                                              March 20, 2007, 7:45 p.m.

                                              Only Bush would present such a blatant lie !! Deliberate falsehood !! but, what's new ???

                                              Is it True that Bush wants us to believe our leaders are "God Like" and can do no wrong ?? If this is true, Boy is he sick !! ... (suspected that anyway) ... hehehe ....

                                              Think about it folks, doesn't "Homeland Security" smack of *der faderland* ???

                                              Doesn't the "Global Warning" frenzy kinda remind you of "give 'em cake" ... anything to take their minds off of what is going on but, without giving Anything away !!

                                              If, just IF 911 was a planned hoax, and Bush wants to be Charismatic ... well, I KNOW where the nation is headed ... Do YOU ???

                                              • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)elzorro2162
                                                elzorro2162
                                                March 20, 2007, 10:41 p.m.

                                                That's W in a nutshell.

                                                Z

                                                • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)ProudBlueTexan
                                                  ProudBlueTexan
                                                  March 20, 2007, 11:20 p.m.

                                                  Never, Ever Forget What george w bush Has Cost You & Yours.

                                                  Never Forget Pre-bush America.

                                                  • Avg rating: (+2/-0 2)vidman04
                                                    vidman04
                                                    March 20, 2007, 11:24 p.m.

                                                    Once again, ind06, humor has passed these people by.....must lead, sad, dull little lives.......

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