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Ryan Phillippe, Reese Witherspoon Split: Can U.S. Recover? »

Posted by: ind06 2 years, 7 months ago

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The United States of America struggled to leave the house today as it was still very upset about the recent breakup of Hollywood golden couple Ryan Phillippe and Reese Witherspoon.

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Comments: 35

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ind06
March 24, 2007, 1:46 a.m.
Insert "I'm so above celebrity gossip" retort here:
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dadesider
March 24, 2007, 2:05 a.m.
I am downtrodden... and you might be???
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johnkamis64
March 24, 2007, 2:08 a.m.
Why should I get upset? I'll never get a date with Reese anyway!!!
(Damn, I'm cold!!!)
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kctrixter
March 24, 2007, 2:19 a.m.
ind, how could you shatter my life like this, next your gonna tell be Britney isn't a virgin anymore
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puffin
March 24, 2007, 3:02 a.m.
This is a smokescreen people!! Wake UP!!Don't be fooled by this submission into thinking your lives are really better than any celebrity's! And don't be fooled by Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon, either. It's ALL a smokescreen. See how happy they are in that picture? Mhmmm, like Pinky & Brain - world domination!
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ind06
March 24, 2007, 10 a.m.
Ambidextroucites! Wow, tough break, they get you coming and going with that one.
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zplan
March 24, 2007, 10:17 a.m.
That tears it,instead of fixing this house up I'm going to blow the budget on a D-9 and end it all right now. I am horror- stricken with this news, I,I,I... just don't have a reason for doing anything anymore.My tools,my stuff, and yes, even my COMPUTER! and drop out of school.I...just...can't...go on.
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natashas
March 24, 2007, 2:44 p.m.
He was a great first husband.
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elel
March 24, 2007, 6:59 p.m.
trousseau, that's who
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BronxBomber
March 24, 2007, 6:40 p.m.
I'm so distraught about it all! ...Life as I know it,Sux!
BOOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOO!
:'-(
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BronxBomber
March 24, 2007, 7:22 p.m.
Well I got over it!=-D
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hoppy
March 24, 2007, 7:52 p.m.
eh, ahem,,,Who cares what they do? I don't even know who these people are .
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bacalaoyplatano
March 24, 2007, 9:57 p.m.
Blame Rove, it's a distraction to deflect attention from Bush's problems!
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KYRed
March 24, 2007, 11:02 p.m.
Resse Witherspoon split with her husband. Great! Now I get a shot at her. Loved that Legally Blonde movie
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SitNlook
March 25, 2007, 1:49 a.m.
Catch me I've fallen and can't get up!!!!
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SitNlook
March 25, 2007, 1:50 a.m.
HOLD IT.....WAIT....my life just stopped, greasey whithered spoon that was a good one.
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