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  ind06

  March 27, 2007, 4:08 a.m.

  At least the man's wife isn't lowering her standards.
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  tehranchik

  March 27, 2007, 10:40 a.m.

  Let's make it happen! That's hillarious.
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  elel

  March 27, 2007, 12:11 p.m.

  Oh that is great, the Horrors of living year round in one's summer home, oh the drudgery, the inconvenience, the social downfall, dang the waitresses, just unfair!

  just read this morning, about the onion going into vids, that's great, now lets just hope, the peops, realize it's just for fun.
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  Locky12

  March 27, 2007, 2:17 p.m.

  If only that would really happen.

  But we know he'd be running guns and drugs across the border instead. Oh yeah, and do those jobs that Americans don't want to do.
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  kctrixter

  March 27, 2007, 2:31 p.m.

  Well if I can find someone to do my job for 200k less then me, I'll gladly sub it out to him, then I won't have to live in my summer home.. or..my winter home hummm I get confused ,is the back seat of a Buick a summer or winter home.
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  2sidestoeverything

  March 27, 2007, 4:02 p.m.

  This is too funny. Thanks for the laugh....LOL!
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  BronxBomber

  March 27, 2007, 7:22 p.m.

  My!My! How the mighty have fallen! Hey Bill Gates! You watchin' this?? You could be next!!!

  Si Senor!
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  truthiness

  March 27, 2007, 8:19 p.m.

  Amigos, porque su odio yo? Solomente desiro trabajar y ganar mas dinero por mis espousa y ninos y novias. Que es mal con estas? Es American way, no?
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  NelsonR

  March 27, 2007, 9:13 p.m.

  Mr. Bush just called me to reach Mrs. Boyle for future employment with the border patrol. She says she will not work but Mr. Bush acknowledges that his decision is final. If she does a good job at $3.00 per hour he will raise her lifestyle with permanent employment in Iraq. The pay scale will go up also to $3.25 cents and hour and .50 cent per hour hazardous duty pay. Mr. Boyle can then retire.

  Mr. Fuentez is acknowledged by Mr. Cheney to have a high moral character and is a friend and companion on his hunting trips. Mr. Fuentez is seeking higher office at the present time and Mr. Bush is instructing him on World affairs and how they should be conducted.

  Another side benefit would be that Mr. Fuentez will have Donald Rumsfelf in charge of The Department of Human Resources to benefit all American for the well being of our future evolution. Condi will be Ambassador at large smiling and waving while she lands at all stops. Mr. Fuentez say her smile will win the world over.
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  moxxxxxxxxxx

  March 27, 2007, 10:28 p.m.

  I enjoyed the humor but on a serious note illegal immigrants are taking away job opportunities for disabled Americans. Disabled Americasn used to be trained for these jobs through various voc rehab programs. Employers are not participating in these training programs because they are able to hire illegals. This is good for the illegals but is going to present a bigger problem for Americans whose tax dollars go to support our disabled population. These skilled jobs helped the disabled contribute to their support. Without these jobs they will be looking to the government for assistance. There are plenty of Americans willing and able to perform the jobs now being given to illegals.
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  AnvilHead

  March 28, 2007, 12:30 p.m.

  Funny, tragically funny.
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  moxxxxxxxxxx

  March 28, 2007, 8:31 p.m.

  There are several different types of disabilities. Learning disabilities, physical disabilities, mental disabilities etc. A person with a learning disability may be able to do heavy lifting just has difficulty reading. Where have all the skilled training schools gone? People with disabilities can be trained to work in minimum wage jobs. These jobs supplement their disability payments. Working in hotels, restaraunts, stocking warehouses, gardening, are all jobs disabled Americans can be trained to perform. People complain because their taxes go to support social welfare programs for the disabled yet they have no problem allowing illegals compete with the disabled for jobs.
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  ETproductions

  March 29, 2007, 1:07 a.m.

  Oh Man! The Onion News Network has got is just right. What are we going to do when these aliens are actually willing to work? It's totally unfair.

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