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  • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)ind06
    ind06
    March 27, 2007, 4:29 p.m.

    In case you'd forgotten what the five stages of a giraffe in quicksand are I hope this served as a quick refresher course.

    • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)1basque1
      1basque1
      March 27, 2007, 4:41 p.m.

      Damn, that sounded like my own life over this past weekend...Oh hell yea, sink, cuss, and pray...That's ME !

      • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)2sidestoeverything
        2sidestoeverything
        March 27, 2007, 5:07 p.m.

        Good One ind. loved it. I was feeling a little blue and that clip reminded me some have it worse then me.

        • Avg rating: (+0/-2 -2)elll
          elll
          March 27, 2007, 5:33 p.m.

          I'm due for a good cry like that!!

          Unfortunately I am NEVER alone, so I couldn't without someone wanting to lock me up.

          ...omg...I AM NEVER alone!! NEVER!

          ok...gonna go cry now

          • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)Macas
            Macas
            March 27, 2007, 6:38 p.m.

            LOL ... I not alone ... for now!

            • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)kctrixter
              kctrixter
              March 27, 2007, 7:03 p.m.

              The 6 stages of a warthog in quicksand are the same except for the 5th one, "God I wish I was a giraffe", then acceptance

              • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)BronxBomber
                BronxBomber
                March 27, 2007, 7:07 p.m.

                Y'know? I also I ain't afraid of dyin' anymore,because up there, I know there's a slurpee machine waitin' for me too!

                • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)ETproductions
                  ETproductions
                  March 28, 2007, 1:56 a.m.

                  When you finally hit the bottom, remember to walk out.

                  • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)kriicket
                    kriicket
                    March 28, 2007, 7:48 a.m.

                    That sounded vaguely familiar....hhmmmm. Anyway, good post Indy !! :-)

                    • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)lvrofwolves
                      lvrofwolves
                      March 28, 2007, 9:18 a.m.

                      I love robot chicken stuff :-)

                      • Avg rating: (+13/-0 13)mozzer
                        mozzer
                        March 28, 2007, 1:02 p.m.

                        2nd stage is all me, whenever something goes wrong at the house.

                        MOTHER****! MOTHER****! *&@# ($#!@ !!!

                        • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)mmmBop
                          mmmBop
                          March 28, 2007, 1:21 p.m.

                          LOL loved it, especially the 5th stage.

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