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Posted by: ind06 2 years, 7 months agoWashington. DC (Ucs News) - The Attorney General of the United States spoke out angrily demanding the embattled Alberto Gonzales resign his position immediately. Gonzales shot back that he "serves at the pleasure of the President." The Attorney General then called Gonzales an "incompetent baboon" and stormed out of the conferenc
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ind06
March 29, 2007, 2:56 a.m.Wow, you know Gonzales is in trouble if he's got the Attorney General after him! ;)
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kctrixter
March 29, 2007, 3:20 a.m."Gonzales shot back that he "serves at the pleasure of the President."
It's tough to be in a position where you have to pleasure the President on a daily basis to keep your job.
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kctrixter
March 29, 2007, 3:28 a.m.Maybe Gonzales should just fire the Attorney General, that would work.
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ar1tax2ad
March 29, 2007, 7:56 a.m.IF he is an incometent baboon-- and parody aside, that may be the case-- and he is simply SERVING, in essence just doing what he's told, doesn't that kinda pass that buck on up to the president? If I work for a bank and I lose one million USD and say "Gosh, but you know I won't quit over that. I serve at at the pleasure of this company and he's like my mommy and I will just follow her around". Well what does that say about the head of the company.
In both cases the higher ups I think may be more like incompetant dodo bird, a very lower species of animal than a primate.
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Eagle_Eye
March 29, 2007, 9:44 a.m.""serves at the pleasure of the President." LMAO, I love that line, it sounds like a BJ.
I think Clinton should of said that Monica Lewinsky ""serves at the pleasure of the President."
My bad....just had to say it (hangs head)
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1basque1
March 29, 2007, 11:39 a.m.What really bothers me is WHAT we don't know ???
This is just the beginning of the end of all that pleasure..
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deathray
March 29, 2007, 9:09 p.m.If you want someone to service you at your pleasure, get elected to office.
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diane920
March 29, 2007, 12:59 p.m.This story IS wrong. Gonzales IS the AG so what is everyone talking about?
The current Attorney General, Alberto Gonzales, was appointed in February 2005.
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BronxBomber
March 29, 2007, 1:14 p.m.The article stated:"The Attorney General then called Gonzales an "incompetent baboon"
..Now that's so uncalled for!
I mean, that really is an downright insult,.......to all the baboons.
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ETproductions
March 29, 2007, 1:28 p.m.That's almost as funny as Monica "If I testified, I might lie, and so I'm taking the 5th in advance" Goodling. "Curiouser and curiouser!" Cried Alice.
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djrevelky
March 29, 2007, 1:36 p.m.This article shows the brilliance of the liberals. They are too stupid to know that Gonzales IS the attorney general. They are also too stupid to know that the President CAN hire and fire US attorneys without congressional approval. Indo6 is an illerate moron for posting this as are the person who voted for it.
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BronxBomber
March 29, 2007, 1:54 p.m.Hey earthlingerer, don't stress yourself,..... djrevelky is one of those baboons....
:-/
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Truzseeker
March 29, 2007, 1:56 p.m.I know its humor, but weird. Sure Gonzales could fire himself, but I don't see that happening in the near future.
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crespi
March 29, 2007, 3:31 p.m.Humor is a funny thing...
The ultra-right are defenseless against genuine humor, and unable to create it. Check out the hopelessly unfunny propaganda on Fox's "Red Eye" or the failed attempt about 10 years ago of Fundamentalist Christians at masterering legit humor:
Pat Robertson and some announcers in the studio audience and, introducing one, says something like, "You're Mrs. Johnson's boy, right?" To which the guy jokingly responds, "That's what they tell me." Everyone freezes. Did he just call his momma a w****? Big flop.
OFF TOPIC-
Mamasan- sorry to arrive too late to confront the reprehensible newtonslaw who was name-calling you a hater.
I have posted a GENUINE hate rant at the old "Tony Snow's Cancer Returns" for anyone to see.
If any neo-con tries the trick of calling a reasonable person a hater, please refer them to that repugnant rave for clarification.
Thank you
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ListenUP
March 29, 2007, 4:06 p.m.Now if the Vice President would just take Dick Cheney hunting............
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sassy17
March 29, 2007, 5:23 p.m.Theme for Gonzales...And I am telling you,I'm not going!This is the best job I've ever had,I don't want to be sad, so you,and you,and you gonna LOVE ME,LOVE ME,LOVE ME,LOVE ME LLLLLLLLLL...
theme for admiistration...Last Dance,last chance for love!
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elel
March 29, 2007, 5:59 p.m.oh my, oh my, now after I wipe the tea off my lap, and off the monitor, clear my eyes[to check to see who first made me choke]yup, it was diane, and ooh djrevelky you almost caught me too! oh wow, this is just too too funny! I do believe I laughed harder at the posts than the article! great job ind :)
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2ponies
March 29, 2007, 6:30 p.m.Given the state of the understanding by many, I'm surprised that this story made it this far. Of course, Alberto Gonzales IS the Attorney General. Makes you wonder whether this was intended humor or a boob at the keyboard. As to talking to yourself, it's OK to talk to yourself. It's OK to ask yourself a question. It's OK to answer the question. It's only when you say "I'll have to get back to you on that" that people should worry.
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dsilva622
March 29, 2007, 7:15 p.m.you know that I think all of those that are moning abou the ug are democratics but they seem to have for goten when that fool presdent clinton caned all the ag what no one said nothing but the democratics seem to for get some things they need to get there head out of there ass, sorry for my mistakes but I think this is bull.
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truthiness
March 29, 2007, 7:33 p.m.the AG should be careful or Gonzales will fire him too
-Gonzales is the AG, you idiot
this is humor you baboon
-you're a loony liberal just like clinton
you're a crazy con just like bush
-well you're ugly
I'm rubber your glue whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you
-real mature
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