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THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland: A dying blue whale beached near a Cancun resort has been flashed repeatedly by drunken college students visiting the area.

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ind06
March 30, 2007, 2:27 a.m.
And, apparently, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales had nothing to do with it.
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kctrixter
March 30, 2007, 2:48 a.m.
Scared me for a moment, I thought people were flashing my cousin Edna
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tehranchik
March 30, 2007, 2:51 a.m.
Shoot,I wanted to see the video of that.
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aceofspades1
March 30, 2007, 11:47 a.m.
I wonder if my whale suit will work the same way in Times Square
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BronxBomber
March 30, 2007, 12:39 p.m.
Guess it's too late to save that whale...poor Moby
=-(
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endofdays
March 30, 2007, 2:02 p.m.
spring break makes you want to free your willy
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jordan11
March 30, 2007, 7:17 p.m.
What a bunch of freaks those 'kids' are. The animal is DYING. If I saw one of them pouring booze down its 'blow hole' I'd have to knock the jerk upside his dumb a** head!
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Thinkingisgood
March 30, 2007, 8:48 p.m.
This is humor?
I find nothing whatsoever amusing here.
Is it funny that we have raised a generation where those lucky enough to get a university education treat the dying of one of the world's most magnificent creatures as an occasion for ribald humor? The blue whale is a sentient being (look it up) and deserves our compassion.
I am embarrassed for anyone who thinks this is funny. And I mostly agree with Jordan11; but if I saw someone pouring booze down a cetacean's blowhole I would stomp every major joint in their body. They would never walk or sit up on their own again.
The edge of my compassion is when I see animals or children abused. I'll just have to work my violence penalty off in the next incarnation.
I'm voting to sink this story and I am ashamed of the members of this community.
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Thinkingisgood
March 30, 2007, 8:54 p.m.
I'm looking forward to sinking Doyle Redland's equally hilarious story on the American BDSM Tourist Tour featuring Thai and Indonesian preschoolers.
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Pupi
March 30, 2007, 10:42 p.m.
Thanks for making us laugh, Ind06. You know what they say...
"If you can't take a joke...."
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Lincoln85
March 31, 2007, 12:11 a.m.
When I saw this headline, I thought how rude!...Someone showed the buttocks to Rose O donnel. After reading the story , i realized my first impression was wrong. Maybe she should do the same.
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mcreator
March 31, 2007, 12:19 a.m.
THIS is a joke???????
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foksipayne
March 31, 2007, 2:35 a.m.
Ouch.The title made me fall out my chair!!! LMWFAO
IND06 I"M GONNA SUE YA!
oh yeah love the arguement in the thread. really sets the mood for a blonde moment...
... hav to admit, I hav read a few titles and thought it was not satire or something and got mad at what was s'posed to be funny.
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BronxBomber
March 31, 2007, 10:04 a.m.
Don't worry Indy, me, and the little voices in my head luv yah..
=-D
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johnkamis64
April 1, 2007, 1:33 p.m.
wE'VE BEEN INVADED BY MEMBERS OF THE FAMOUS DIET & MUSIC GROUP: The MORON Tab and apple choir!!!
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johnkamis64
April 1, 2007, 1:34 p.m.
At least they're thin!!!(Except for thier heads!!!)
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dedline
April 2, 2007, 12:59 a.m.
frickin' fell off my chair readin' this
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