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Posted by: ind06 2 years, 9 months agoThis animated video answers the age-old question, proving that science doesn't know everything!
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ind06
March 31, 2007, 4:38 a.m.We already know from various animated nature documentaries that penguins sing, dance, and grow dreadlocks, now add one more nail in the coffin of "science"!
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BronxBomber
March 31, 2007, 10:17 a.m.You notice that photographer kinda resembles your avatar Indy?
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mozzer
March 31, 2007, 1:23 p.m.Sure, they can sing, dance, fly, and charm millions of children. But can the penguins help with my tax return?!? Thought not.
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WCFIELDS
March 31, 2007, 4:58 p.m.GO AHEAD AND LAUGH! I, myself, have seen very large flying penguins chasing esquimeaux for miles aroung the North Pole. Esquimeaux flesh is considered a delicacy amongst the Northern Penguin population.
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NelsonR
March 31, 2007, 6:05 p.m.A real eye opener and enjoyable. Humans usurped by Penquins is quite amusing and really deep if you think about it.
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greycap
March 31, 2007, 10:18 p.m.Yeah they fly, and the youngest ones can fly the farthest. Take-off is their problem, but if there is an NFL QB or an orca around, no problem. Ever seen a killer whale play handball with one? Man they put the English on'em! However, as they get older'n fatter, they develop a glide angle like a set of car keys'n you have to really punt'em to get'em airborne. AEerodynamically they should be launched head first, but when yer dealin' with a species that kinda likes to play with its food. . .oh, forgive me orcas, I meant the QB's. Know why "March of the Penguins" was so cute? They didn't film it from the back of the pack. They're all slippin', slidin' and fallin' down back there. Hey, when ya get a late start and a hundred thousand dudes'r in fronta you, that's a lotta penguin poop to slog through, from A to B, and if you don't think fer a minute yer gonna lose yer footing more than once, then Al "The Wooly Mammoth" Gore has got another story he'd like you to believe.
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Daylight
April 1, 2007, 3:53 a.m.Science is the knowledge that God gave it to mankind, and the knowledge comes from God, absolute knowledge rest with God, he gives every generation some kind of new knowledge every time when it seeks knowledge. Scientists are human beings with a little bit of better knowledge that ordinary people.
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johnkamis64
April 1, 2007, 9:54 a.m.Great one Indy!!!
Flyingly yours....
(WWAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!You did it to me AGAIN!!!)
JK
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