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THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: An 83-year-old woman you've never met before took almost ten minutes today to fuss over your child's hair and attempt to stroke it.

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ind06
April 2, 2007, 6:28 a.m.
You may not remember this elderly woman. That would be because this story is a lie, a dirty bald-faced lie. Or, perhaps you're having another "episode" because you forgot to take the big blue pill you hate so much. ;)
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elel
April 2, 2007, 7:45 a.m.
Oh I remember this woman, she frequents the local hardware stores, you also have to watch out for the elderly woman who takes your face and tries to smother you in her chest,and never forget the toxic elderly woman who is infused with the moth balls, she is easy to avoid though, cuz her aroma precedes her! egads it just isn't safe these days :)
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uncle-dave
April 2, 2007, 10:01 a.m.
I think the reason I'm going bald is because of that woman.
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BronxBomber
April 2, 2007, 10:54 a.m.
Hey Indy! The mother is taking a page out of WWE's Vince McMahon ...they shaved it! LM@O
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riverdalian
April 2, 2007, 2:22 p.m.
Hair today ...gone tommorrow...