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Male students at a US university called police after a young woman walked into their house and started masturbating.Male students call police when young woman starts masturbating for themThe woman went into a Michigan University frat house and began to masturbate on a couch, reports the Michigan Daily.Fraternity president Dan Nye said fraternity me

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mbkijb
April 4, 2007, 10:28 a.m.
wow.
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Dionys
April 4, 2007, 3:19 p.m.
I don't get it..
Was she really ugly, or was it a homosexual fraternity?
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PilotSmall
April 4, 2007, 3:26 p.m.
Video at 11?
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Harbeas
April 4, 2007, 3:43 p.m.
So the frat boys waited a half hour before calling the police? I would have given her at least 45 minutes!
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NelsonR
April 4, 2007, 4:49 p.m.
Things would have been different in my era. Do not blog and say that was in the dark ages either.
Is gay the norm anymore. Calling the cops??????????
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1basque1
April 4, 2007, 5:20 p.m.
Give me a few more minutes....
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protoham
April 4, 2007, 5:29 p.m.
An Hour?? While talking on the cell phone?? To Funny!!
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dandt1612
April 4, 2007, 5:51 p.m.
Disgusting!!!
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1basque1
April 4, 2007, 6:15 p.m.
Yep, I heard you...Errr, I'm glad I didn't SEE you...
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madmaxine
April 4, 2007, 6:15 p.m.
I applaud these young men for behaving themselves in a difficult situation. I know allot of guys that would have taken advantage of that situation. I hope that girl gets the help she needs.
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Truzseeker
April 4, 2007, 6:53 p.m.
Catagory is "Love and Personals" (LMAO) (hehehehehe) funny, very funny !
I guess something like this could be taken personally, but I don't think love is involved, maybe lust.
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kwsoonerdoc1
April 4, 2007, 7:05 p.m.
She must have been ugly. What a gay fraternity!
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aceofspades1
April 4, 2007, 7:50 p.m.
I think they called the detectives rather than patrolmen because it sounds like they needed a few dicks
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BillieMaxer
April 4, 2007, 7:54 p.m.
I think if she was really ugly the guys would have called the cops right away.Giving her 30 minutes tells me they had a good time while they were eating.
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ADAGUY
April 4, 2007, 8:48 p.m.
Hey, she came by my house after she left the frat, and she stuck around here for the rest of the day. For those of you who were wondering, she looks a lot like the April centerfold in Playboy.
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natashas
April 4, 2007, 9:33 p.m.
This is to funny!
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kctrixter
April 4, 2007, 9:51 p.m.
what ever bet she lost it must have been a doozy
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vidman04
April 4, 2007, 10:13 p.m.
Sure that wasn't Rosie O'Donkey? She may have been in a donut-glazed haze and thought she was on "The View"...
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Pisces84
April 4, 2007, 10:22 p.m.
Ok, STOP with all the homosexual and Rosie jokes.
The point is this: if it were a man who did this in a sorority house, he would be called a rapist, a pervert, and disgusting and arrested for indecent exposure
so now the situation is reverse it is ok for her to do this and the guys were gay for calling the cops? If she had falsely accused them of rape, all hell would have broken out.
The End: The boys did the right thing.
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natashas
April 4, 2007, 11:08 p.m.
I think this is funny because they stopped to talk to her to see if she was ok. They watched and talked to her masturbaiting while waiting for the police. I think those men will be ok, lol!
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tkmoore
April 4, 2007, 11:22 p.m.
Man, I am so attending the wrong university.
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ConquerorWyrm
April 5, 2007, 1:26 a.m.
Them boys must not have been right in the head...simple, if ya know what I mean...
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ballbuster2
May 3, 2007, 4:55 p.m.
maybe she stink like ROTTEN FISH. if so the police was the correct why to get rid of her.
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ecotourusa
May 3, 2007, 9:07 p.m.
oh, please...where is your sense of humor? you couldn't write a better script! this is good material! and I am certain those dudes will get allot of mileage out of that scenario!
calling the cops, though...come on...that was the best they could do? (pathetic)