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Unsuccessful Suicide Bomber on American Soil: Attempt on Cheney's Life »

Posted by: trnscndr 2 years, 8 months ago

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As the plane began its landing approach to Chicago, the enemy flew into action. Yes, a terrorist posing as a bird committed suicide by flying into the engine of the plane. Thankfully, the pilots were well-trained to handle such an incident and took evasive maneuvers.

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1)Of all my political tenets the one I know to be true is that emotional politicians who ignore logic are enemies of the state ...

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WCFIELDS
April 15, 2007, 7:02 p.m.
A TRUE story presented as a put-on. Great! Everyone knows there is vast communication throughout the bird world. Three years ago a crow dumped on my head at a place called Warner Hot Springs near San Diego. I had been harassing crows over 100 miles away for some time by honking my horn at them as I drove along. I'd also make a fake pass at them just to watch them panic. I know they're still watching me.
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JenMurdock
April 15, 2007, 10:38 p.m.
I think it was a bird trying to get revenge for all the birds Cheney routinely slaughters when he goes up to the Mellon's compound near Ligonier Pa. He's usually drunk too (Cheney, not the bird).
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trnscndr
April 15, 2007, 10:55 p.m.
Who could help laughing when they heard the straight version of this story? I'm only upset that the birds did not have more impact on politics or his health.
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zplan
April 16, 2007, 11:27 p.m.
When Cheney expressed concern, his daughter said" Itth jutht a bird, father". I got a good laugh when Fabio got whacked on that roller coaster.
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uncle-dave
April 23, 2007, 12:35 a.m.
Where are the condors?