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In one of the most elaborate sting operations this week, police were able to bring to justice the man they referred to as "the Kissing Prince". The Kissing Prince had terrorized the Kingdom for over four years, kissing all manner of sleeping princesses and causing countless restless nights for fathers of sleeping Princesses.

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ind06
April 16, 2007, 3:25 a.m.
I taught my princess karate so I sleep like a king.
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johnkamis64
April 16, 2007, 3:39 a.m.
Feed them Limburger Cheese at bedtime.
No more worries!!!
(CAUTION: Get your Goodnight kiss BEFORE thier bedtime snack!!!)
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Beau7890
April 16, 2007, 7:14 a.m.
I really think they ought to go after the witches giving the princesses the roofie-laced apples before bedtime.
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uncle-dave
April 16, 2007, 7:56 a.m.
It's much worse than that. In our area, Duke Sidney Copafeel was indicted by a special grand jury for alledgedly pinching the "Royal buns" in broad daylight. It was determined that Sir Sidney was a member of the notorious "Knights of the Grabarse" a secret society dedicated to the nefarious and ribald behaviour. Also named in the indictment as a co-conspirator was nobleman Sir Reginald Pinchatoosh. Both men are free on bond and a spokesman for the two say that they are the victims of an overzealous district attorney. An assisstant to the D.A., "The Sherrif of Naughtyham" vowed that the indictments would hold up and that both men would be "persecuted to the fullest extent of the law."
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natashas
April 16, 2007, 9:12 a.m.
This is why I have been a fan of Shreck, less wories. LOL!
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johnkamis64
April 16, 2007, 9:20 a.m.
Methinks yon SusanParrish is feeling a bit Grimm over the last Toad BB slipped her!!!
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Beau7890
April 16, 2007, 12:10 p.m.
Like I said, there's no evidence the prince is drugging the princesses. Who's the real power behind all this, anyway?
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johnkamis64
April 16, 2007, 10:21 a.m.
Who's condemning him??
Half of those Princesses I would kiss!!!
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BronxBomber
April 16, 2007, 11:36 a.m.
I'm sure she spoke French in her sleep and that's why the prince kissed her, I KNOW I WOULD!
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BronxBomber
April 16, 2007, 12:25 p.m.
SusanParrish!...YOU SPOKE FRENCH!(kissing arms)xxxxxxx's
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johnkamis64
April 16, 2007, 1:14 p.m.
cant quit laughing .cant ...reach keys
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johnkamis64
April 16, 2007, 1:21 p.m.
C'est L'vive : C'est l'guerre
(Running like wind)
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BronxBomber
April 16, 2007, 1:36 p.m.
YOU SPOKE FRENCH!Xxxx's .... Ugh! Poohtooey!... Hot mustard??
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1basque1
April 16, 2007, 2:20 p.m.
After all he does have "Best Hair in The Land".....
A Kiss is Just a Kiss...
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RedRiverJ
April 16, 2007, 8:50 p.m.
Thank God he had the best hair in the land and not nappy hair, we don't want to go there again!
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2sidestoeverything
April 16, 2007, 10:22 p.m.
Susan, BB, and John you guys have my side hurting right now. LMAO!!! Funny story and posts. Shouldn't it have been written that the prince allegedly kissed the princess? His lawyer the Beast says make no judgment until the DNA come back.
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johnkamis64
April 16, 2007, 10:35 p.m.
What DNA???
They washed out thier mouths with strong wine!!!
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tryingtofindmyway
April 16, 2007, 11:27 p.m.
"The Prince claimed he was searching for his one true love that had been fortold to him in a vision by a homeless blind man. She was said to be a sleeping Princess that could only be awakened by his kiss. The police have dismissed this explanation as "total b******t"." rotfl lmfao omg Ind06 you kill me sometimes!
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truthiness
April 18, 2007, 1:25 a.m.
In a related story; the ability of Prince Valiant to sneak into the boudiors of these sleeping princesses has raised questions about castle security systems. the King has pledged to create a Department of Fairytale Security (DFS)which will be responsible for defending the keeps, castles, villages and enchanted forests of the fantasylands.
Nominations for Head of DFS include Merlin, the Black Knight, and Indigo Montoya.