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THE ONION NEWS NETWORK: Important news about something out of Haiti's capital today. Don Abrams reports live.

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ind06
April 24, 2007, 4:40 a.m.
Well, it's spring, so maybe someone's having some sort of sale.
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HannibalBarca
April 24, 2007, 4:54 a.m.
No actually they must have been watching CBC last night and saw the Canucks beat the Dallas Stars and figured that the Canucks somehow took over control of Texas there by somehow removing unwanted foliage,mainly shrubs.Another inaccurate news item. Good post again,don't you sleep ind06 :-)
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natashas
April 24, 2007, 7:02 a.m.
This is why I only get my news from ind06 knows it all.com!
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BronxBomber
April 24, 2007, 8:56 a.m.
Maybe they're celebrating an opening of a new plant from Dewar's, & they're passing out free samples.
Ahhhh....capitalism....
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ETproductions
April 24, 2007, 9:37 a.m.
I am delighted to see that the Onion Network has finally caught up with the deep, investigative reporting that characterizes the big bastions of the main-stream media today.
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2sidestoeverything
April 24, 2007, 10:12 a.m.
Great video depicts all the news station I wasn't sure if I was watching onion, ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, MSNBC, etc. P~} Indy thanks for the laugh I needed it today!
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eugenegerard
April 24, 2007, 11:40 a.m.
This isn't a news station. Where is Anna Nicole and Paris Hilton? I didn't see any stories on kidnapped white women either. Just goes to show that journalism is dead.
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ListenUP
April 24, 2007, 12:47 p.m.
This is bull****! Look at the footage. Why are they only showing the BLACK people in the streets doing this?!! This behavior is NOT exclusive to any race. Where are the racist news stations when whites do this? Perhaps this is why they call the entire country HATE-y.
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beachboy6000
April 24, 2007, 12:55 p.m.
Too funny. I laughed my head off at that one.
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ipodwheels
April 24, 2007, 7:37 p.m.
Lol, Talk about on the minute reporting. Gun shots or firecrackers. Smoke, barbecue. Hahahahaha. That's a funny one.
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blksentra2
April 24, 2007, 8:54 p.m.
Be safe...or er, enjoy the festival.
Good production. Very well done.
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ListenUP
April 25, 2007, 8:41 a.m.
People getting all madfull at me cause I expose the truth. Just remember if you turn racistism inside out you get
Im smart, c?
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ListenUP
April 25, 2007, 2:55 p.m.
Whoa WC
Are you saying that a Black man can't be an IBM Executive? Did you know that the Brooks Brothers are indeed "brothers"?
When I think of a pink cadillac, I picture Elvis and Bruce Springsteen, both Causasoidal men of the white persuassion.
Check yourself, WC, check yourself!