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Executives at Pizza Hut unveiled their newest menu item today, the pizza lover's pizza topped pizza, a cheese and sausage pizza topped with six smaller pizzas.

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  • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)ind06
    ind06
    April 26, 2007, 4:57 a.m.

    Also available on the new menu is crazy bread rolled in crazy bread crumbs and served in delicious crazy bread.

    • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)Macas
      Macas
      April 26, 2007, 5:21 a.m.

      I make pizza by myself (on my way ) :p or my girlfriend make me one :p

      yes , with extra cheese ....... delicious :)

      • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)elll
        elll
        April 26, 2007, 6:45 a.m.

        i was actually hoping this was true (without the sausage)

        :o)

        • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)natashas
          natashas
          April 26, 2007, 9:24 a.m.

          I am willing to sacrifice my diet to try one, LOL!

          • Avg rating: (+2/-0 2)uncle-dave
            uncle-dave
            April 26, 2007, 9:45 a.m.

            Can I get a diet Coke with that bad boy?

            • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)BronxBomber
              BronxBomber
              April 26, 2007, 10:57 a.m.

              AHHHH sounds good! Just the the right kind of stuff to clog the 'ol arteries... just hold the friggin'anchovies!

              • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)2sidestoeverything
                2sidestoeverything
                April 26, 2007, 11:58 a.m.

                Can I have a pillow with that I'm sure I will need a nap after one slice.

                • Avg rating: (+18/-1 17)johnkamis64
                  johnkamis64
                  April 26, 2007, 12:02 p.m.

                  Extra-fluffy breadsticks with bacon and cheese coming up!!!

                  • Avg rating: (+6/-1 5)ladyjane69
                    ladyjane69
                    April 26, 2007, 1:02 p.m.

                    I can tell you what the smallest thing in the world is.....

                    • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)Jdro
                      Jdro
                      April 26, 2007, 2:03 p.m.

                      ind06 told me about this in a message.

                      • Avg rating: (+1/-0 1)ladyjane69
                        ladyjane69
                        April 26, 2007, 2:05 p.m.

                        No smell to it....

                        • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)ladyjane69
                          ladyjane69
                          April 26, 2007, 2:10 p.m.

                          Ummmmm, maybe

                          • Avg rating: (+15/-0 15)ladyjane69
                            ladyjane69
                            April 26, 2007, 2:17 p.m.

                            I'm a good girl. I Would never get kicked off ANYWHERE !!

                            • Avg rating: (+1/-0 1)ontherock
                              ontherock
                              April 26, 2007, 2:26 p.m.

                              Better put a warning sign on it!!!

                              Some looser will eat 50 of them, have a heart attack and try to sre!!!

                              Sounds yummy to me!!!!!

                              • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)magiccurveball
                                magiccurveball
                                April 26, 2007, 3:06 p.m.

                                that is all this FAT country needs is pizza's piled on top of pizza's....how about some friggin exercize....remember what that is America????

                                • Avg rating: (+1/-0 1)BronxBomber
                                  BronxBomber
                                  April 26, 2007, 3:16 p.m.

                                  Yeah! I'm gonna do some curl ups with my slice...

                                  & "chomp" two,three,four...

                                  • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)elll
                                    elll
                                    April 26, 2007, 4:47 p.m.

                                    You guys got me craving pizza...I just ordered some.

                                    (large with fried eggplant is my fav)

                                    • Avg rating: (+7/-0 7)RedRiverJ
                                      RedRiverJ
                                      April 26, 2007, 7:32 p.m.

                                      Would you like extra cholesterol with that sir?

                                      • Avg rating: (+2/-0 2)Fantagor
                                        Fantagor
                                        April 26, 2007, 8 p.m.

                                        A hundred choices of pizza toppings, two choices of political parties.

                                        I'd rather have it the other way around.

                                        Randy

                                        • Avg rating: (+3/-0 3)dirtyfratboy
                                          dirtyfratboy
                                          April 27, 2007, 2:22 a.m.

                                          And then the pizzas have smallers pizzas on them, which also have smaller pizzas on them, etc... ahh infinite recursion!

                                          • Avg rating: (+15/-1 14)ETproductions
                                            ETproductions
                                            April 27, 2007, 2:27 a.m.

                                            Glad to see that Pizza Hut is doing what little they can to control over-population. Give them a "Marlboro Man" award for product innovation.

                                            • Avg rating: (+1/-0 1)1basque1
                                              1basque1
                                              April 27, 2007, 2:25 p.m.

                                              The comments on here are the best laugh I have had in days...Yall are tooooo funny

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