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THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: Officials at the International Star Registry admitted to a clerical error today involving the newly selected name given to the star at the center of our solar system, "Margaret Drayheim".

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ind06
April 27, 2007, 5:24 a.m.
I have it on good authority that this was no accident. The military industrial complex working behind the scenes (as always) hatched this plot and now they plan to blame the whole thing on terrorists... or maybe the U.N. I swear it's TRUE, I read it on the webbynet!
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TOtheMOON
April 27, 2007, 6:39 a.m.
This clearly explains the global warming issue. Margaret is having hot-flashes.
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natashas
April 27, 2007, 6:49 a.m.
And night sweats, LOL!
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johnkamis64
April 27, 2007, 7:06 a.m.
Margaret needs to chill out-just not too much!!!
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GoldRush
April 27, 2007, 9:30 a.m.
Then what, we will claim another Ice-Age is coming, like the 70's? Just don't let Al know about this!
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Ciera-Marie
April 27, 2007, 10:07 a.m.
Hello boys laugh all you want about us and our mood swings, etc. You all go through similar phases too.
Like when going bald the hair part gets lower on one side. We do not like comb overs or a rug. Bald is sexy.
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BronxBomber
April 27, 2007, 12:29 p.m.
Well that's nice, naming the sun after a character in M*A*S*H* can we also call it "Hot" lips?
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ind06
April 27, 2007, 1:08 p.m.
I was wanting to tell everyone about the totally bitchin' new pair of Margaret glasses I bought yesterday. they're really going to come in handy as today is supposed to be a bright Margarety day.
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1basque1
April 27, 2007, 1:39 p.m.
HILARIOUS....An eclipse of Margaret...
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itsme2
April 27, 2007, 2:04 p.m.
I was in the Margaret for too long, now I have a Margaret burn.
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ETproductions
April 28, 2007, 12:26 a.m.
Staring directly into Margaret. So that's why my eyesight is going on me.