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"I'm very lucky that my husband is so experienced in foreign affairs," she added, "as well as domestic. And he's doing his bit to stop the spread of AIDS. He told me that he demonstrates the use of condoms when he travels."

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ind06
April 29, 2007, 5:32 a.m.
I hear he has some on the job experience with this sort of thing.
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Macas
April 29, 2007, 6:15 a.m.
First : good morning to you :p
Second: both dumb people - that's all :rofl:
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fretslinger58
April 29, 2007, 9:46 a.m.
"would like to go,or do, abroad." LOL!
wonder how large of a staff he would have?
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zplan
April 29, 2007, 9:57 a.m.
Who would be the chief of staff?
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natashas
April 29, 2007, 10:39 a.m.
This is to funny, only you ind06!
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BronxBomber
April 29, 2007, 11:37 a.m.
Of course he'll be busy screening some of the fairer potential interns who'd want to volunteer of course.
;o]
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TOtheMOON
April 29, 2007, 11:37 a.m.

"The top 5% of earners pay 95% of all income tax collect by the government," she said, "and they helped pay for all the railroads, highways, bridges, schools and hospitals throughout this great country." Hee hee hee....
indy06 ~ where do you find this stuff? I always know I'm gonna be having a good laugh when I check out your stories.
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RUNTIGER
April 29, 2007, 2:06 p.m.
Sure , keep it up Hillery, Talk like that will definatly help you to loose the election, 75 to 25 %
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ABANOCLA
April 29, 2007, 2:14 p.m.
I hear he has a lot of experience with "affairs" not just foreign ones.
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RedstateLib
April 29, 2007, 2:45 p.m.
This is funny. Yet sad, since Bill would make a great U.N. Ambassador. But over all a highly entertaining read. Thanks Ind06.
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dEditor
April 29, 2007, 3:43 p.m.
Hillary Clinton gets more silly by the day that sometimes she doesn't realize what she is saying. If there is one thing Bill Clinton was good at as President is he always wore a condom when having sex with all those women he introduced us to while Hillary sat in the adjoining room listening but as she says never knowing was Billy was doing with those women. Yes he does have experience at teaching other how to put one on. I wonder if he is still demonstrating how to do it visually and personally as he travels around the world. It has being reported he has a woman at every port and uses them much like he always has. So as Hillary says he would be a great Ambassador for the world teaching others how to put on and wear a CONDOM.
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dEditor
April 29, 2007, 3:45 p.m.
Lets also remember that the person who wants to be President also had trouble knowing what "IS" is but she claims to have a handle on foreign affairs. Hell the last time these two were in the White House they screwed up so badly on Foreign Affairs we got 9-11 out of it. And they want another chance to give us ANOTHER 9-11. I don't think so.
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1-2-Oscar
April 29, 2007, 4:31 p.m.
The enthusiasm with which Netscape users welcome such garbage submissions is one of the reasons that Netscape has a growing reputation for social and political irrelevance.
It's really too bad that the "editor" doesn't actually edit.
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lovelytxwoman
April 29, 2007, 4:37 p.m.
Why ask him was not he asking her during his time in office?!
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ind06
April 29, 2007, 5:36 p.m.
*sigh*
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NelsonR
April 29, 2007, 6:23 p.m.
I have heard it through the grapevine that Bill wants Dan Rostenkowski, Democratic felon from illinois and convicted, to head the office of Supreme Court Justice upon the earliest vacancy. If no vacancy occurs during Hillaries tenure he will have Dan make an opening. If caught, not a problem he will pardon him again.
I should add, with Hillaries approval. She is such a follower and advocate for Bill!! I mean really, if I knew my spouse was getting head from another there is no way in hell I would be with that person. But here we are talking about Power and elitism, this defines Hillary. Her husband Bill could covert with lesbians and she would relish her role as enabler.
Clintons and Bushs are abnoxious personified.
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eshh
April 29, 2007, 6:28 p.m.
lmao... This is funny. Saying Bill Clinton is great in foreign affairs is like saying Al Qaeda is great of foreign affairs. They both are equally as crappy.
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Poulenc
April 29, 2007, 6:30 p.m.
You betray a small-town world-view, Nelson. Guess "cavorting with lesbians" is an outer-limit of acceptability/respectability for you, right?
By the way, I'd run the spell-check before I post, if I were you.
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UBCONFUSE
April 29, 2007, 6:32 p.m.
This is really funny! Anything to do with Hillary, Bill and the exercise of his genitals is always going to make Hillary look like an idiot for not knowing what Bill and the one eyed man are up to.
I just heard Carl Bernstein will be releasing a book soon about Hillary and her penchant for telling lies. Everything about Hillary is a lie, including her life history, her law practice, her marriage to the First Penis and her Senate service. I cannot wait for the libs to launch the spin machine to wash this new book down the drain. You can bet Hillary has a battery of snopes digging into Bernstein like an Alabama tick on steroids. Poor Bernstein, he is about to find out he is Jewish and naked.
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Jaydee40
April 29, 2007, 9:05 p.m.
Maybe so but he never caused as much damage to your country as the current president, and that is undeniable.
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NelsonR
April 29, 2007, 9:14 p.m.
Libs - I finally agree with you on something, Clinton like Bush were war dodgers.
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Poulenc
April 29, 2007, 8:51 p.m.
If your aspiration is really to be like me, Nelson, you would perhaps view all nonharmful sexual choices, though not necessarily corresponding to your own appetite, nonjudgmentally, at the very least. The fact that you would "throw up" should you encounter male-male sex reveals a good deal of defensiveness on your part, I'd say. Else why be bothered by a universal sexual choice?
And no, I'm not pro-Hillary--can't abide her. But I don't feel that either she or her husband is corrupt. Or more corrupt than any other politician, whose first job/goal is to gain and maintain power.
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Rufael
April 29, 2007, 8:51 p.m.
God help all of us if either of these individuals ever again holds a position of power in our national government!
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Hawklead
April 29, 2007, 9:16 p.m.
The main reason Bill will do the forign affair work is definatly by virtue of experiance. He has eaten breakfast at the International House of Pancakes more than Hillery has.
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Poulenc
April 29, 2007, 10:14 p.m.
The question is, Nelson, at what point does someone's prejudices interfere with another's freedom, the freedom, say, to walk down the street without feeling vulnerable.
A racial bigot can hate blacks silently, but as soon as he or she acts out that bias, trouble can follow. I am perhaps a bit oversensitive to anti-gay bias as I've been the victim of it; also, I don't wish to be too earnest about identity politics. But I also feel bound to call people on their often unconscious hatreds when these seem dangerous to me--and especially when they're broadcast in a public forum, like this one.
Peace, Nelson.