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At a press conference by scientists, journalists willfully applied more exciting interpretations to the scientists' findings, prompting speculation that Tyrannosaurus Rex was artificially created by a past civilization.

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ind06
April 30, 2007, 4:14 a.m.
WARNING! WARNING! No reporters actually suggested that T. Rex was an artificial man-made construction at this press conference that never occurred. No scientists suggested that it was not the case that T. Rex was created by man or aliens hundreds of thousands of years ago at this press conference that never occurred. There was no conference, no reporting, no speculation and no denials at the non-existent conference. There was, in fact, no conference. Therefore, you should feel free to make comments as if this was all true anyway. :)
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kctrixter
April 30, 2007, 5:41 a.m.
Jeez we finally got rid of first terrible experiment by making the Ark to small to hold them, and now we're gonna bring them BACK! Will we never learn.
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natashas
April 30, 2007, 7:34 a.m.
As a person who could be interested in science. I could possibly believe that even thow no scientist suggest that the T. Rex was created by man or aliens. This could be true because of the lack of conferences. Rex was a commen name millions of years ago, LOL!
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elel
April 30, 2007, 8:03 a.m.
OOh the dinosaur people! Ya know, I've always thought the paleontologists that originally found bones in a pile, and especially with the Rex, kinda willy nilly put it back together, I mean really, look at it's tiny in comparison little arms. But, now since it was genetically created in the first place, why not, same with that dinosaur that looks like a brontosaurus with a shoulder blade on it's head! Ancient genetic engineers with a sense of humor:)
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dadesider
April 30, 2007, 9:47 a.m.
Well, "bang a gong", I want to get me some of that T. Rex collagen...
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BronxBomber
April 30, 2007, 10:11 a.m.
I'm glad the T-Rex are gone though, I'd hate to think that there's something around that eats as much as I do with the same lack of table manners...nice song btw dadesider.
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Centauri4
April 30, 2007, 1:21 p.m.
People will be surprised when the Saurian overlords return to check on their colony and find they have been replaced by tiny pink ape-like creatures!
It is in our best interest to bring back the dinosaurs through genetic experimentation just IN CASE their distant relatives do return!
Where do you think we got the idea for the development of the steam shovel and the backhoe? These tools are obviously modeled after the superior physiology of the reptilians!
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mozzer
April 30, 2007, 2:17 p.m.
So where can I can I get me a glow-in-the-dark, caveman engineered, T-Rex war machine? I'm gonna strap a saddle on him, and act like a badass in my neighborhood.
Giddyup Rexy, Yeeee Haw!
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BronxBomber
April 30, 2007, 3:04 p.m.
See that?
Hey elll!
I'm not the only one who says a "backhoe" is a garden tool!
Centauri4 said it too!
I was right after all.
Yep,yep,yep,yep!
=o)
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2sidestoeverything
April 30, 2007, 4:36 p.m.
LOL! conference that did happen was good but the post above had me laughing even harder.
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truthiness
April 30, 2007, 9:40 p.m.
"No scientists suggested that it was not the case that T. Rex was created by man or aliens hundreds of thousands of years ago."
So...it was the case. Of course it was, obviously anything that big and powerful was made by us. and don't try feeding me some unpatriotic conspiracy theory about lizard men, either. obviously us humans are the only ones smart enough to do that.
those lizard men, they hate us for our smarts. so we need to take them over and make then smart like us. they killed our dinosaurs to extinction, because they hate our smarts so much. which is why we need to take them over and make them smart like us.
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alaskalady
April 30, 2007, 10:18 p.m.
Sounds like something that the press would do an artical on, cant believe anything they say anymore, its all one sided...
If you believe any of this c--p that is put on here you deserve to be decieved!!!!!!
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Woodzilla
April 30, 2007, 11:26 p.m.
These are conspiracies within conspiracies, a la the Da Vinci Code. Notice, the article teaser at the top of this page is followed by this line:
Tags: SATIRE, Could, Reporters, Be Genetically, Engineered
The entire article was fabricated with Netscape's formatting in mind, and lay dormant for untold hours, waiting with inestimable patience for an unwitting satire-linker like IndO6 to stumble upon it and even unwittinglier reveal to us this tantalizing clue to the REAL truth!