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Says Thinking Would Send 'Wrong Message' to Enemy Saying that it was too early to assess whether the surge of additional troops into Baghdad was improving the security situation in the capital city, President George W. Bush said today he would postpone thinking about Iraq until 2009.

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ind06
May 1, 2007, 4:08 a.m.
There's a time to act and a time to think, and this, gentlemen, is no time to think!
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natashas
May 1, 2007, 7:41 a.m.
I do not even believe Bush will think about the war in 2009!
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Beau7890
May 1, 2007, 8:04 a.m.
All I can say about this latest decision by the president is... "Nice one, Einstein!"
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dadesider
May 1, 2007, 10:11 a.m.
He who laughs last thinks slowest...
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mozzer
May 1, 2007, 10:32 a.m.
I'm with Bush on this one. The administration needs to look at all options before acting. It's best not to rush into things.
*blinks*
Oooops! I accidentally quoted myself from November 2001! lol!
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Mindflux
May 1, 2007, 11:41 a.m.
Someone postponed spell check indefinitely.
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zplan
May 1, 2007, 11:49 a.m.
Most excellent post, Susan Parrish. I tink da, ah..da-b-ya are not for really am collage stewdent what gradiented.
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johnkamis64
May 1, 2007, 12:47 p.m.
Somebody answer this...
Is Le Shrub even capable of thought of any kind???
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OnlyTheTruth
May 1, 2007, 1:12 p.m.
The reason Bush has to wait until after 2009 is to allow time for the brain transplant.
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BronxBomber
May 1, 2007, 1:31 p.m.
Well if he's gonna go, he should take a representative with him to show the Iraqi's a perfect example of harmony,familial spirit, and a sense of cohesive unity:
Alec Baldwin.
( I hear he has time on his hands now)
=oP
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Truzseeker
May 1, 2007, 2:17 p.m.
Some of the comments are funnier than the story catagorized as "humor". GWB doesn't have the ability to postpone thinking.
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Bopi365
May 1, 2007, 2:22 p.m.
Bush needs to go back to clearing brush, that does not require alot of thought
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HannibalBarca
May 1, 2007, 2:26 p.m.
I read on another post about twenty amazing things about animals:did you know a snail can sleep for three years,so shrub going to wake up in 09,why a year early?
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Daylight
May 1, 2007, 2:55 p.m.
How can you expect a guy like Bush to think; he doesn't think because he has no brain, he uses somebody else's like Cheney's brain that runs on oil.
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angelfal2
May 1, 2007, 3:05 p.m.
Bahahahahahahahahaha
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ballbuster2
May 1, 2007, 4:06 p.m.
bush is correct, he shouldn't be thinking about the war, and the only thought that congress should be thinking about is the necessary funding for our military on the ground there. the only people that should be running this war is the military commander's there. the politician's have turned this iraq war into another vietnam. WHAT A BUNCH OF WORTHLESS A** HOLE'S!!!!!!!!
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2sidestoeverything
May 1, 2007, 4:41 p.m.
LOL! Funny read.
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RedstateLib
May 1, 2007, 4:45 p.m.
The title should say "Bush suspends thinking". This is very old (40 years) news.
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lvrofwolves
May 1, 2007, 5:42 p.m.
I wonder what kind of moronic thoughts go through his head when he's not thinking?? (yeah yeah :') I know which is most of the time;'))
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B737Tech
May 1, 2007, 5:45 p.m.
From the way that that whole fiasco has gone he's never done much thinking about it!!!
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treasured
May 1, 2007, 5:45 p.m.
Unbelievable. It's always been obvious that Bush was incapable of thinking...but to actually put it out there just shows his pure ignorance!! How can not "thinking" about the troops be good for the troops. Does he think (oops...I forgot he doesn't think). Maybe it just helps him sleep at night not "thinking" about the men and women being killed and maimed. That male is something else.
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fastrack2000
May 1, 2007, 5:56 p.m.
"I believe that the moment is near when by a procedure of active paranoiacthought, it will be possible to systematize confusion and contribute to thetotal discrediting of the world of reality."
Salvador Dali
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not2needy
May 1, 2007, 6 p.m.
I think he just postponed thinking period! LOL
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aceofspades1
May 1, 2007, 6:12 p.m.
Bush has used 2009 as the target date because he thinks that no one will care in 7 years