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Posted by: ind06 2 years, 8 months agoTHE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: After months of reviewing poems from around the world The Onion Radio News Poetry Contest board has picked this year's winner!
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ind06
May 4, 2007, 3:17 a.m.There once was a poster on Netscape
who decided it would be amusing to pen a "racy" limerick.
He wrote for a while
But all his attempts
pretty much sucked.
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truthiness
May 4, 2007, 3:55 a.m.there once was a poster named Indy
who often posted stories quite crazy
some people knew
that they were not
suppossed to be true
but other people just arent funny
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Macas
May 4, 2007, 6:28 a.m."there once was a poster named Indy"
You write about him like he is dead or something : rofl:
and yes he is my very crazy online buddy :victory:
with wacky-crazy-funny stories ... again onion news LOL :rofl:
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kctrixter
May 4, 2007, 8:22 a.m.Wow that Doyle is deep.I wonder what he really meant by "Highway"
I love pottery
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uncle-dave
May 4, 2007, 10:17 a.m.There once was a poster named Indo
Who had no apppetite for taco
It reminds him he said
Of two behemoths in bed
Lapping at fat seafood taco
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DsPlace
May 4, 2007, 11:16 a.m.An awesome fellow named Ind-o-six,
Keeps everyone rolling with his bag-o-tricks
I think he's kinda hot...
Sometimes I think about things I should not...
Meaningless pretty words I dread,
I'll take a sense of humor instead,
It makes me want to rub his cute little round head!
(What can I say? I'm sort of kinky that way!)
:)
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kctrixter
May 4, 2007, 11:50 a.m.There is a poster named ind06.
Did I win? Did I win? I'm pretty I should have won.
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Beeboppin71
May 4, 2007, 12:27 p.m.Yes, Doyle Redland is a master of the art of poetry. If I had his skill I would share it as others have done. But since I do not, I feel compelled to share some thoughts on a few of my favorites.
My personal favorite:
There's a place in France
Where the naked ladies dance.
There's a hole in the wall
Where the boys see it all.
They should really wear clothes or at least plug the holes in the wall.
I've also pondered the meaning of this one for quite some time:
Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy
Was he?
Were they making fun of that bear? Is that like calling a fat guy slim? I don't think that's very nice at all. I know it's not really poetry but I felt that I had to share. Oh, and don't even get me started on that old woman who swallows flies. That nut job needs to be in an asylum.
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ListenUP
May 4, 2007, 3:26 p.m.This contest just geve me a fit
Dolye Redland's a talentless twit
judge, reporter, and poet?
It's a sham and I know it
You must think I got brains full o' $hit
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ListenUP
May 4, 2007, 7:44 p.m.Your verses are tired and whack
style, humor and rhythm they lack
they flow with a thud
Bronx Bombs with a dud
Hush up and stop talking smack
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puffin
May 4, 2007, 8:17 p.m.I prefer a free-flow form
It isn't necessary for poetry to always rhyme
I felt what Doyle Redland was saying
But it isn't all about me
Is it?
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ListenUP
May 4, 2007, 9:22 p.m.I don't know what you been huffin'
Perhaps there's herb in your muffin'
but poetry rhymes
and Seuss was sublime
so just go back to your puffin'
Btw, this IS about you.
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ListenUP
May 4, 2007, 9:33 p.m.Why is it you ask me to lighten?
My blackness you trying to whiten?
within my hilarity
is crystal-sharp clarity
that causes the dullard to frighten
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johnkamis64
May 4, 2007, 11:24 p.m.Mary had a little lamb,
some lobster and some prunes.
A glass of milk, a piece of pie,
and then some Maccaroons.
It made the naughty waiters grin
to hear her order so:
For when they carried Mary out
her face was white as snow!!!
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ListenUP
May 7, 2007, 9:03 a.m.Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Don't get me started
or I'll come after you
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Violets are Blue
Roses are red
I'll start kinda simple
then bust on ya head
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So mind ya own business
give up on the verse
cause my words can be deadly
(How you look in a hearse?)
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