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Fact: An ancient breed of bloodthirsty possums were responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs. Fact: The Ice Age put these possums into deep hibernation Fact: The possums have awoken and they're very, very hungry.

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ind06
May 4, 2007, 3:54 a.m.
But they're so cuddly, and cute, and... AIEEE! ARGH! AACCK!
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TOtheMOON
May 4, 2007, 5:27 a.m.
I had no idea these little fellas even existed! I'ma sceared!!
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kctrixter
May 4, 2007, 8:36 a.m.
Those Possums were positively possessed
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dadesider
May 4, 2007, 8:50 a.m.
Possums rule...
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uncle-dave
May 4, 2007, 10:01 a.m.
Maybe if those guys would have played possum they would have suvived.(Somebody had to say it).
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natashas
May 4, 2007, 10:18 a.m.
Scary
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elel
May 4, 2007, 11:36 a.m.
Ewww!! ok, movie critic >> missing 2 elements of scary movie formula, sex and drugs, bummer.
Public disservice announcement >> beware folks, they are on the move, one has been spotted in New England. Unidentified woman's encounter happened after her son unapologetically ran one down on the driveway. Not knowing of this unheard species of ancient possum, the aforementioned vehicular possum squisher tossed supposedly dead possum into the woods. Upon surveying the driveway the next day, the ripped up dead possum was back on the driveway, the shocked unidentified woman after retrieving a shovel, tossed the now red icky almost unrecognizable thing back into the woods. This pattern occurred for many days. [pesky possum]It is thought that their regenerative powers are only active in the shade and need the sun to fully degenerate. It is also believed a long lost relative of the dino in the form of a large unfeathered headed bird may be a natural enemy of this dangerous creature.
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eugenegerard
May 4, 2007, 1:27 p.m.
PETA is going to be extremely hacked off in a prohibitively linguistic way.
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mark-stevens
May 4, 2007, 1:26 p.m.
Attack of the Killer Shrews were portrayed by German Shephards, in cheap customs.
Everone has an opinion what caused the dinosaurs extiction.
It has happened more than once. To believe that a species could survive frozen for a couple of million years to come back and prosper is just hard to do!!!
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UBCONFUSE
May 4, 2007, 3:25 p.m.
Funny!!
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woodsywizz
May 4, 2007, 4:08 p.m.
Next - malicious Muppets. I always thought Kermit was creepy.
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BronxBomber
May 4, 2007, 5:26 p.m.
It's bad enough that they not just kill you,but they eat you're entrails like sausages, and give you a mucho painful sex change too! I mean while you're still alive!
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kermit88
May 4, 2007, 5:32 p.m.
okay, i just wasted 4:34 of my life for what? Hey, "stay frosty"
and woodsywizz, the creepiness wears off. trust me............
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rewqers
May 4, 2007, 10:54 p.m.
awaken my guardian of o scavenger of such human sorrow for the spree shall spry again.Hail to the dinosaur extinctor.Even if i had a glass floorboard i wouldnt waste my time looking at the expression on there faces because it never changes.I feed them cat food in my corelleware so i can hear there frenzy and send them on there way by way of uncle buck.We humans will extinct their anarchy.sun and sky.son of the morning light when the master comes.I give you possum jerk freshly scraped from spring asphalt.I cant tell its gender bended up from the road like that.I can play with it all day long with my plastic salad tongs.oh i bet you can to, Ha Ha, Its mere fact.
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ROGERWISOM45
May 4, 2007, 11:19 p.m.
On one of those Home improvement shows one time they were filming and onto the set,without a CARE in the world walked this WACKY little possum on a beach , I believe, was some in CA... THIS WOMAN just CRACKED UP and the guy looked at the possum and said, I kid you NOT!!! THAT LOOKS LIKE A GIANT RAT!!!! ROFL HEY what do you expect from something THAT UGLY!!!
MOM cann't STAND the things!!!LOL
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ROGERWISOM45
May 4, 2007, 11:23 p.m.
HATING to ask something so bizarre...
HOW DO YOU GET PROSTATES in with the POSSUM???
Or should I even ASK???? LOL
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ROGERWISOM45
May 5, 2007, 1:18 a.m.
CUTE CUDDLY???? ROFL Indo6YOU are one SICK TWISTED CREATURE!!! ROFL I've seen one near a CHURCH one day walking... Well I guess this has to be the weekend STORY OF THE BIZARRE I GUESS!!! ROFL
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trnscndr
May 5, 2007, 11:20 a.m.
Do you suppose the possums just jumped up on th dinosaur's necks and, with surgical precision, hit their jugular veins? Or did they go for the balls, which would probably kill as a result of shock and heart attack from the pain. I know that would kill me. ;)