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Bush Approval Rating Actually Negative 28, in Celsius »

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Numbers may lie, but not as much as liars.

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johnkamis64
May 6, 2007, 4:10 p.m.
Todays quote by Will Rogers:
"Figures may not lie, but liars sure can figure!!!"
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johnkamis64
May 6, 2007, 4:18 p.m.
If anyone has problems with Republican math, just reverse all Bushes signs ( =-)and factor in the math problem from C.W.McCalls song "Wolf Creek Pass".("I looked on out of the window and I started counting phone poles, goin' by at the rate of 4 to the 7th power. I put 2 and 2 together; added 12 and carried 5: come up with 22,000 telephone poles an hour.")
And Voila!!! You will be just as confused as Bush himself!!!
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elel
May 6, 2007, 7:16 p.m.
All I have to say, keep those people away from my Thankgivings Macy Days Parade!!
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not2needy
May 7, 2007, 1:11 p.m.
In the negative in Celsius, That's too funny, but in reality i thought he would be in the negative by now anyway.
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Amazing1
May 7, 2007, 1:40 p.m.
I am surprised that he has any approval rating at all.
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mozzer
May 7, 2007, 1:50 p.m.
His numbers would improve if they instituted a DISapproval rating. He'd be like 125%!!!
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miklkit
May 7, 2007, 2:12 p.m.
The republicons have been using fuzzy math on .....everything!.... since raygun. So turn about is fair play.
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IncaQueen
May 7, 2007, 2:25 p.m.
So just tell more lies if you believe that? That's exactly what is going on with Hillary, Gore, Kerry, and Obamma and the Democrats are sucking it up like a hungry dog after a pan of scraps.
So what is wrong with telling the truth, either by Republicans nor Democrats? The press doesn't tell the truth most of the time because they claim people don't want to hear the truth or it doesn't fit the press agenda, and believe me they have one or more. Democrats, Republicans, Independents and the average American are being herded by them like sheep....
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DoerNotASayer
May 7, 2007, 4 p.m.
You attempt to explain that there is no negative 28%, then call someone else "loony".
Hilarious!
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puffin
May 7, 2007, 11:14 p.m.
-28 Celcius isn't THAT cold. As kids we'd listen to the weather on the radio before school, praying it would at least be -38. That's when they would stop running the school buses. : )
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ETproductions
May 9, 2007, 2:23 a.m.
Poll numbers.
Kennedy wasn't killed by Lee Harvey Oswald, 70%
Man never landed on the moon. It was staged in the desert. 30%
George Bush is a great leader. 28% of this incredibly gullible public believe that. Tells you something, doesn't it.