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MILLIONS OF FRENCHMEN FURIOUS - French voters missed a rendezvous with history on Sunday to elect Socialist candidate Segolene Royal, who was poised to become the nation's hottest president ever.

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ind06
May 8, 2007, 3:16 a.m.
Hotter than Mitterand?! C'est impossible!
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BronxBomber
May 8, 2007, 7:23 a.m.
They can't do anything right! I almost feel sorry for them, They've got rid of a monarchy,they can't win a war, and they wouldn't a good candidate when they see one, plus they hate us......I mean, wtf?
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Frankenmacer
May 8, 2007, 9:01 a.m.
To say that she would have been the hottest president ever, isn't saying much because she isn't good looking at all.
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johnkamis64
May 8, 2007, 9:17 a.m.
AHH,to be in Paris in the spring...(That's FRANCE ya boneheads!!!)
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Beeboppin71
May 8, 2007, 9:36 a.m.
It is a shame. There does seem to be a lack of good looking world leaders. Must we always be forced to look at the man or woman in that dull political costume that they always wear? I'd like to see some of these politicos don a bathing suit. Give us some eye candy for a change.
Like these guys:
http://www.lexpress.fr/mag/arts/dossier/guideop...
That's the way to present policy. And in the words of a real hotty, Paris Hilton, THAT'S HOT!
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uncle-dave
May 8, 2007, 10:40 a.m.
I'll bet Dubya was really hoping to massage her shoulders!
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tehranchik
May 8, 2007, 11:08 a.m.
How can you be the hottest and still cool as a cucumber?
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automan909
May 8, 2007, 11:16 a.m.
Their new president is a conservative and will be a Great one to have in there for the USA. He likes us and wants to work with us and not against us. Over 85% of people voted in that election so he is who the people want. I only wish we could get 85% of people to vote in our elections.
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mssofie
May 8, 2007, 12:15 p.m.
It's a shame that people vote for a good looking candidate.In every public outing ( that I saw on tv) Bill C. was adored by women. He knew how to play the dashing knight rescuing the damsels in distress.
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JoMama
May 8, 2007, 12:19 p.m.
They can't touch us........
The U.S. elected the dumbest.....TWICE!!!!!
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mamasan
May 8, 2007, 12:31 p.m.
What a bunch of sexist crap.
a women can do all this and still
she is just considered
a piece of azz by
men.
just sad.
Have you no
daughters that you think could achieve greatnes?
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ListenUP
May 8, 2007, 12:48 p.m.
Right on girlfriend,
These tiny minded (is there a correlation with other parts?) boys find humor in devaluing intelligent woman despite the fact that they have literally world-class leadership skills. I wish their mothers could read their sophomoric quips. I am sure they type these and titter to themselves after posting.
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johnkamis64
May 8, 2007, 1:58 p.m.
I see that the PolitiGono infected polymorphrodite Bu$hB!tche$ are out in force, attempting to apply thier 'values' on people from France, where things are quite different.
In the words of Bugs Bunny "What a bunch of maroons!!!"
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Gatsby
May 8, 2007, 3 p.m.
Hell, I think Nicolas Sarkozy is pretty hot.
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slate
May 8, 2007, 3:03 p.m.
Well there ya have,,,, looks like Franch voted in someone good looking as per the posts above....
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NelsonR
May 8, 2007, 5:33 p.m.
The French epitomize the American electorate who votes without thinking. Oh well, allow them their Bush, they deserve that much.
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mdifranchis
May 8, 2007, 7:32 p.m.
THE TAG LINE IS AS REDICULOUS AS PARIS HILTON.
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buddyb
May 8, 2007, 8:01 p.m.
Nice looking woman. Let's impeach Bush and install her ASAP. :-)
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themim
May 8, 2007, 8:43 p.m.
Nous devrons attendre jusqu'a la prochaine election.
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HonestlyNow
May 8, 2007, 10:50 p.m.
Matters not whos's hot, matters who can fulfill the position!
(Naughty, Naughty!! Not those positions!)
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tiredofwhiners
May 8, 2007, 11:29 p.m.
It's time to introduce some standards of looks in politics. Mitt Romney is in, all the others are out. Edwards is in, Hillary and Obama out. Nancy Pelosi in, dingy Harry "The Undertaker" is out. Blair is in, and sorry, Sarkosky is in too, Royal out. In the past Kennedy, Reagan, Ford and Clinton were in, all the rest out. And sorry, but George Bush Jr. is out, his wife is in. The reverse for Bush Senior. Who was the best looking leader of all time? I don't know, maybe Cleopatra.
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brassmonkey
May 8, 2007, 11:32 p.m.
If the GOP wins in 08, the U.S. might elect the ugliest leader ever Rudy Giuliani.
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dEditor
May 8, 2007, 11:37 p.m.
Like in America all the Socialist Liberals have to offer is fancy clothes. botox faces and fancy hairdo's. It would be marvelous if these liberals had brains to go along with these attributes or even some resemblences of decent ideas. This weakness in liberals is why the Liberals lose the big elections most of the times and why the world has turned to CONSERVATIVES to lead their nations. So it will be in America once again in 2008.
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brassmonkey
May 8, 2007, 11:53 p.m.
Yup, another conservative nitwit filled with sweeping statements and no statistical foundation. Oh yeah, do you marvel over the size of Bush's brain?