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LUBBOCK, TX Two weeks into his new job driving an 18-wheeler for the Harper Red Line, trucker Billy Ray Coogan, 23, still talks frequently with his mother on his CB radio.

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ind06
May 8, 2007, 11:21 p.m.
Hey, you're never too tough to call your mom. :)
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Beeboppin71
May 8, 2007, 11:47 p.m.
Hey all you sand baggers. I need a ten-twenty on that plain wrapper taking pictures out by the Queen city. I'm near the 142nd yard stick, in the hammer down lane, and I need to bring her on down to a double nickle. Roger?
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dadesider
May 9, 2007, 12:53 a.m.
I got my ears on.... Ma??? Ma???? Tiffany????? Crystal?????
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BronxBomber
May 9, 2007, 1:55 a.m.
"Big Ben this here's the Rubber Duck,you have a 20 on that smokey come on"
"Big Ben fer sure, fer sure,looks like that smokey's yer mom, and about to slap you with a ticket fer three hot's and a cot"
YeeeHaw! Convoy!
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Beeboppin71
May 9, 2007, 2:14 a.m.
Here ya go Bronx! Enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lE5hltRfqQ&mode...
You might also enjoy this jokers video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIHNa03-qDs&mode...
The comments posted to the video are very funny. So, if you can't handle the screwballs video, listen to the song and read the comments.
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TOtheMOON
May 9, 2007, 6:50 a.m.
Oh come on!! This guy needs a girl-friend!
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natashas
May 9, 2007, 7:42 a.m.
I have lost a lot of good men to there mothers. Keep driving Red Rooster, LOL!
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2sidestoeverything
May 9, 2007, 12:37 p.m.
Ahhhh! a sons love :~)
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Ciera-Marie
May 9, 2007, 7:47 p.m.
vieamie2004:
Okay I have to ask, how do truckers stay in touch with each other?
I don't know about all of you, but driving while talking on the cellphone is equally as dangerous as driving while intoxicated. Mythbusters with the help of the local law enforcement proved the myth correct. Point is I'd rather have the trucker talking on the CB than the cellphone anyday.
Wow, there is another piece of technology that bit the dust. The CB.
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CARLISKY
May 9, 2007, 5:11 p.m.
Candy Cane?! Candy Cane?!
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THOMNH62
May 9, 2007, 7:41 p.m.
kinda hard to keep in touch when the average straight range for a cb is about 5 miles, mom must be real close.
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1basque1
May 10, 2007, 9:08 a.m.
I got ya covered... West Coast Turn-around...Ya got one up there on the left side....This is Big Moe from Tupalo...
Thanks ind06....Haven't been on for a while...Me gots a new job....Daddy's a truckin and yep, it gets a bit lonesome !
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Macondo
May 14, 2007, 11:54 a.m.
A bear in the woods will give you an after mothers day card.